You say I'm fat...I say "That's because I'm hungry."

You say I'm ugly...I say "That's because I don't care about my appearance."

You say I'm stupid...I say "I'm smart in other departments to you."

You say I'm a loser...I say "Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my awesomeness."

Insult me all you like, I'll always have an answer. Insult my friends, I'll always have a fist, loyal to the end.