|Freak in a Trench Coat
Author: Pluto Eats Ink PM
I used to be normal. I'm not anymore. My name is Carol Jones, and my life changed for good when me and my Dad moved the the obscure little town of Kiktehbukket. This is why I'm a freak... Dark humor/minor character death later on/yadda yadda ON HOLDRated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,936 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 03-20-13 - Published: 11-21-12 - id: 3076383
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Stop reading this!
If you're reading this, you just did the exact opposite of what I told you. Congrats. You just made the same mistake I did when I found – STOP IT! DON'T READ! – the Book.
You're still reading, aren't you?
Well, obviously, if you've made it this far, you're not interested in stopping. That's bad. That's what I did. I ignored the warnings, I took it as fiction... And look where that got me!
You're probably wondering who I am. I am Carol Jones. I lived – lived being the key word – in California, up until one month ago. I am twelve years old and have I ever got a story to tell.
You want to hear it, don't you?
I have carefully detailed the events of the past month for you. I figured you'd wanna hear the tale. Just remember: I'm a good liar. You probably won't be able to tell which parts of my story are real, and which ones I'm sugar-coating or over-blowing.
It starts in June...