Day 70

So one guy walks into a bar and he bumps into another guy that was just leaving. So they both look at each other and say, "Dude."

So they smile and motion for the other to go ahead. The first one tries to go into the bar when he gets blocked by the other guy. "Dude!" The first guy thought that the other had blocked him on purpose. So he gets ready to punch the second guy.

"D-ddude?!" The second guy raises his arms to try to calm the other one down.

Suddenly a hot women walks between them and leaves them stunned. So they both look at each other and say, "DDDuuddddee."

This has been a treatise on Dude.

A/N

I could do one where I have a couple of woman that call each other bitch but I think that would require me to up the rating for the story.