I'm sorry I stayed up 'till 2 AM
And kept you awake with my typing
I'm sorry I fell asleep the next day
And blamed it all on your Skyping

I'm sorry I ate all the chocolate chips
They powered my kamikaze sprints
I'm sorry I put your clock in the closet
You weren't taking my hints

I'm sorry I quoted my novel at you
I didn't think you'd mind
I'm sorry I almost called 9-1-1
When it was that notebook I couldn't find

I'm sorry I made a fort in the room
And wouldn't let you in
I'm sorry I missed Thanksgiving with you
But missing off days is a sin

I'm sorry for a lot of things
But really, you should be too
Because I have got a novel now
After all this, do you?

Yes, these things did actually happen to me this year during NaNoWriMo. But I do have a (67,000 word) novel now! Won't be seeing it here anytime soon, I'm afraid.