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Feline-ality
Author:
Creepy McSteezerson PM
I suppose you could look at this from the POV of a man describing a human woman as well, but I wrote it for the plain purpose of cats.
Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Romance - Words: 84 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-03-12 - Status: Complete - id: 3079915
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The fur on your feet

Pushing out between your toes

Popping out of your ears

How cute you are!

I could scratch behind your ears all day

Oh wait, put those claws away, girl!

Your attitude is like a television set

The channels are always changing

You want to love me

Then you want to kill me

You call for my attention

Then you run from me

How can I please you?

Ham slices

Tuna fish

Cheese?

Eat up, girl

But, please

No claws!

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