
I suppose you could look at this from the POV of a man describing a human woman as well, but I wrote it for the plain purpose of cats.
Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Romance - Words: 84 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-03-12 - Status: Complete - id: 3079915
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The fur on your feet
Pushing out between your toes
Popping out of your ears
How cute you are!
I could scratch behind your ears all day
Oh wait, put those claws away, girl!
Your attitude is like a television set
The channels are always changing
You want to love me
Then you want to kill me
You call for my attention
Then you run from me
How can I please you?
Ham slices
Tuna fish
Cheese?
Eat up, girl
But, please
No claws!
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