|Chuck Norris' Face
Author: SethMelvin PM
Just a story of my day with Chuck Norris' Face. Review if you like.Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-05-12 - Status: Complete - id: 3080273
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Chuck Norris' Face
By Seth Melvin
This morning I woke up to a beard on my face.
I gasped and shouted, "I've never seen hair in that place!"
For it was the face of Chuck Norris staring back at me.
My fear switched to joy and I shouted with glee,
"Hurray, hurray! What a beautiful day!
With Chuck Norris' face I'll get my own way!"
So I hopped out the door, and went to the store.
I bought some doughnuts, but they dropped to the floor.
And with Chuck Norris' face, random people bought me more.
I got some milk with my doughnuts and began to munch away.
And I met a small child who stole a doughnut from me!
I huffed and I puffed and I kicked his bike down,
for I am Chuck Norris and no one steal my doughnuts in this town!
So now you've heard my story of a day in Chuck Norris' place.
So be on your way and get your own face!