The wind tickles my moustache
cigarette tips its ash
must remember to get that waxed
or relationship could be axed

My hair is looking grey
better buy that dye today
my nails look discoloured
but couldn't be bothered

Still got the voucher for the gym
I'll put that in a card for him
Son's birthday coming up, 25
open lines of communication, strive

Today's feeling is melancholy
haven't got the energy to be jolly
ah, here's the bus
paste on smile, face life thus