Sasaeng Fan Killer
Plot:
Choi Jonghyun may have just started his career as a body guard for idols, but he's already rose to fame for his ability to fend off any crazy fan or anti-fan that threatens any of his clients. And now he's finally reached his goal; to be hired to be the body guard of his all time favorite idol group L.O.V.E. But will he be able to protect a group known for the craziest anti-fans and even crazier fans.

Notes Before reading:
Korean vocab used in the script

Sasaeng Fan- Basically crazed fans who love a particular celebrity enough to invade their privacy.

Nu choolge lea- A Korean swear word mean "Do you want to die"

Maknae – A Korean word that reefer's to the youngest in a group; usually a group of friends. It's often used as a title in place of their name.

••Korean Honorifics
•An girl calls an older guy, OPPA (?)
•An girl calls an older girl, UNNI (?)
•An guy calls an older guy, HYUNG (?)
•An guy calls an older girl, NOONA (?)
•An older guy/girl calls someone younger, DONGSENG (?) or just by their name.
•You say SUNBAE (?) to a senior (someone who has more experience in something)

Sasaeng Fan Killer
[Location Caption]
Olympic Hall
Seoul, South Korea
12:00 PM

[Scene] We see Park Jaekyung (a female celebrity) attempting to get through a massive group a raging fan's to her car.

Body Guard #1, pushing away fans: Get out of the way!

Body Guard #2: Ms. Park can't take any photos or give autographs; she needs to get to her next location!

Jonghyun pushes the two body guards aside.

Jonghyun: HEY MOVE YOUR FUCKING ASS'S!

The crowd stops and quickly starts backing up; then the 4 continue walking to the car.

Jaekyung: Oh thank you, my manager was right you are a great body guard...

Body Guard #1& #2: What about us?

Jaekyung: eehhh...not so much!

Massive Fan, pushing others away: Jaekyung! GET OUT OF MY WAY I MUST SEE MY BELOVED JAEKYUNG!

Body Guard #1& #2, running up to the fan: Hey didn't you hear us before? We said back off...

Suddenly the fan grabs them both and throws on the ground, the proceeds to Jaekyung. Before the fan can get any closer Jonghyun strikes with his palm-heel on the Stomach 5 point (the fans lower jaw of the mouth); creating what looked like a small shock wave, then knocking him out.

Jonghyun: Nu choolge lea

Fan, on the ground: ugh...

Narration: Choi Jonghyun a body guard known as the "Sasaeng Fan Killer" for his ability to take down any crazed fan or anti-fan...

Cops quickly run up to them and apprehend the crazed fan, and help the two other body guards up.

Jonghyun: Now does any one feel like ells feel like putting my clients life in danger

The crowd quickly runs away in fear.

Jaekyung: Oh my god that was close...

The two start walking towards the car again. Once they get to it Jonghyun opens the door for Jaekyung.

Jaekyung: Are you coming with me?

Jonghyun: Unfortunately no; I was only paid to escort you for the concert sunbae. Right now I have to go to my next client...

Jaekyung: How unfortunate indeed...well hopefully we'll see each other again soon...

Jonghyun: Hopefully...

Jonghyun closes the car door and watches the car drive away.

Jonghyun waits till he can't see the car in the distance and till every one is gone; then when he's sure no ones watching he calmly unties his tie and starts jumping around.

Jonghyun, jumping around happily: OH MY GOD I CANT BELIVE THAT I GOT TO MEET AND WORK WITH PARK JAEKYUNG!

Jonghyun then starts to skip happily home...

{Effect} Fade into the next scene

[Caption] Next Morning

[Scene] Jonghyun sleeping in a messy room full posters of various Korean singers and actors.

His phone starts to ring.

Jonghyun, slowly reaching for the phone: Ugh...

He grabs the phone and answers it.

Jonghyun, into the phone: Hello...

Li (Phone): Jonghyun glad that you're up...

Jonghyun: Li what do you want? I was up till 12 yesterday.

Li: Well I was gonna tell you that some one ells requested you but I guess you don't care about making money...

Jonghyun: Wait wait who?

Li: Just a little known group called L.O.V.E

Jonghyun (Shocked chibi): WHAT!

Li: They're manager just called asking for you. Apparently he heard about how you protected Park Jaekyung, and wants you to protect the girls...so what do you say? I was gonna tell him no because you've been working really hard lately...

Jonghyun: Of course ill do it! L.O.V.E is my all time favorite idol group!

Li: Ok ok I'll call and tell him. Ill send you text message with the address of they're current location.

Jonghyun: Ok

Jonghyun ends the call

Jonghyun: YES! I can't believe I get to work with L.O.V.E!

Jonghyun quickly jumps off his bead and walks up to his L.O.V.E poster.

Jonghyun: My all time favorite girl group...honestly the reason I became a body guard for idols was to meet them.

Jonghyun walks up to his computer and starts playing a song titled Shooting Star by L.O.V.E; then he goes to the bathroom and starts brushing his teeth.

Jonghyun, while brushing his teeth is singing along to the song: Cause baby you're my shooting star and I love you where ever you are...

Jonghyun (Thinking and imagining the girls in his head): L.O.V.E, they debuted back in '08 with they're hit song Shooting Star. With only four members they've stole the hearts of the every one. (L) Luna the powerful leader, (O) O-Sun the charismatic rapper, (V) Vicky the lead dancer, (E) Eun-Kyung the aegyo filled maknae...But remember Jonghyun you have to be professional; you can go into fan boy mode later.

[Go to the next scene]

[Scene] We go to a scene of a girl group (L.O.V.E) in a practice room obviously practicing.

Jonghyun walks in with a large man (named Han Jin-Eun the group's manager)

Jin-Eun: Ok girls you can take a break

Eun-Kyung: Oh yes finally! I'm gonna go get something to eat.

Jin-Eun: Wait before you girls go anywhere I want to introduce you to Choi Jonghyun your new body guard.

Vicky: Oh another one...

Jonghyun: Another?

Jin-Eun: Oh I forgot to mention you're the 100th body guard we've hired

Jonghyun: Wait why?

Luna: All the others quit because apparently out of all the other idols in South Korea we have the most violent fans and anti-fans.

Jonghyun: Really?

Eun-Kyung, handing Jonghyun her phone: Look at what happened to our last past body guards.

Jonghyun looks at 5 pictures before handing it back.

Pictures:
1. A guy beaten on the ground
2. A guy in a full body cast
3. A guy with foam coming out of his mouth
4. 3 guys hanged there legs on a tree
5. A face shot of a beaten up body guard

Jonghyun: hhmm...interesting I guess...

Jin-Eun: Well I have some work to do, Jonghyun you know what to do.

Jin-Eun walks away and leaves Jonghyun with the girls.

Jonghyun, clapping his hands loudly: Ok! Mr. Han told me that during your breaks you girls like to go out and eat, so please follow me to the car were we'll go to a restaurant of your choosing. Then once we're done with that we will be going to a fan sighing and live show; the after tha...

Before Jonghyun can finish the girls begin to walk off.

O-Sun: Save your breath, you'll most likely be beaten to a pulp before the fan signing ends and you'll leave like the others.

Jonghyun: Dongseng...

O-Sun, stopping to look at Jonghyun: Yes oppa?

Jonghyun: Don't worry about me, I'm determined to protect all my clients from any one that threatens they're well being...

O-Sun, continues walking again: That's what they all say "100th body guard"

Jonghyun: It's Jonghyun you know

O-Sun: Whatever "100th body guard"

{Effect} Fade into the next scene

[Scene] Jonghyun in a car with the girls

Eun-Kyung: Oh that meal was so good!

Vicky: Yeah it was; I'm still surprised that Jonghyun paid for all that food.

Jonghyun: I can't believe that you girls ate all that food your self's. God only knows how you stay so thin.

Luna: Oh ironically we all have high metabolisms...

Jonghyun (chibi), writing in a small notepad labeled "All About L.O.V.E": Interesting

O-Sun: Hey wait what's that?

Jonghyun, hiding the notepad behind his back: Oh nothing...

Before O-Sun can grab the notepad the car goes into a quick stop.

Jonghyun: Huh are we here already...

Driver: No sir, we're surrounded be group of fans at the moment

Vicky: Not again...

Jonghyun, opening the car door: Ugh...ill take car of them...

Jonghyun walks out a closes the door.

O-Sun: So how long do you think he's going to last?

Vicky: I think this crowd will probably beat him down

Eun-Kyung: Oh come on guys I think he has a chance!

Luna: That's what you say about all our body guards

Eun-Kyung: True...

The door opens and Jonghyun enters the car.

Jonghyun: You can continue driving sir

Driver: Ok

O-Sun: Wait what happened?

Jonghyun: Well at first I calmly told them to leave but they wouldn't listen so I took them down...

O-Sun: But...that's never happened before!

Jonghyun: I did tell you that I'm determined to protect all my clients

Later the girls arrive to they're destination

Jonghyun, getting out and opening the doors for the girls: We're here ladies

Vicky, getting out of the car: finally...

Eun-Kyung: Huh where all the fans

Li, walking up to the girls: My men and I escorted them calmly into the stadium where they have been waiting for your arrival.

O-Sun: Who are you?

Li: I who me? I'm...

Jonghyun: His name is Li my boss...

Eun-Kyung: So you tell Jonghyun what to do?

Li: Yep

Jonghyun: Li was there anyone that looked subspecies?

Li: Well now that you mention it there was this one group of people...

{Fade into the next scene} We see a group of teenagers (anti-fans) sneaking around back stage.

Anti-Fan leader: Ok men, remember once L.O.V.E gets on stage we'll attack them!

The group: Yeah!

{Go to the next scene} We have Li and Jonghyun standing in front of the girl's dressing room.

Jonghyun: So there's mysterious group of teenagers sneaking around?

Li: Yep, the workers said the all had back shirts with "L.O.V.E SUCKS" on them. When they tried to question them they ran.

Jonghyun: So you let a group of people who obviously don't like this group into the fan sighing?

Li, with an evil smile on his face: Well it didn't seem like they where up to no good heheheh

Jonghyun: You just want to make my job harder...

Li: That's probably true *He looks at his watch* Oh my look at the time. *Knocking on the dressing room door* Girls chop, chop its time...

Luna: We'll be right they're

Jonghyun: I guess ill go find those kids

Li: You go do that...

Jonghyun walks away. Then the girls open the door.

Li: Oooh look at your cute little out fits

O-Sun, walking out: Oh shut

Li leads the girls back stage till they're right behind the curtain.

Man, handing the girls microphones: Ok girls go and put on a good show...

The girls run on stage and the crowd goes wild.

Luna: Hey everybody how are you guys doing today?

Crowd starts shouting out things like "Luna I'm doing how about you? "Luna we love" and "L.O.V.E for ever!"

Vicky: We're so happy to see guys today and as a special treat for coming all the way here we're going to perform an all new song!

Crowd screams in joy.

Eun-Kyung: The song is called Break, hope you like it!

O-Sun: Let's go!

Meanwhile Jonghyun is walking around looking the anti-fans.

Jonghyun: Oh god I can't believe that I'm going to miss them perform a new song! Even though I'm at the stupid fan signing...god one of the bad things about this job you miss your client's performances; just to look around for the bad guys

We go back to the girls performing.

Girls: Please don't break, break, break my heart

Then we go to the anti-fans.

AFL (Anti- Fan Leader): Ok guys on the count of 3 we jump on stage and attack...guys?

AFL turns around, see's all the members knocked out with Jonghyun standing in the middle of them.

Jonghyun, cracking his knuckles: Attack the girls huh?

AFL: Wait wait no...

Jonghyun punches AFL square in the jaw.

AFL literally fly's onto the stage, and startling the girls and the crowd.

AFL, looking at the girls: L.O.V.E... *He starts crawling to them* I hate you much...

Jonghyun walks on stage grabs AFL and press's a pressure point on his neck knocking him out.

Some one in the crowd: Hey what the hells going?

Everyone ells: yeah!?

Jonghyun walking up to Luna: Luna can I see your microphone?

Luna, handing it to him: Uhm...sure

Jonghyun into the microphone: I'm very sorry for interrupting the performance; we just had some technical difficulties we had to take care of, *Raising up AFL so crowd can see his face* and some trash we have to throw away. SO ENJOY YOUR TIME HERe AND KEEP SUPPORTING L.O.V.E!

The crowd cheers, Jonghyun hands Luna the microphone, walks away, and the girls go on with performing.

Then we go to a montage of the fan sighing the girls meeting fans, giving autographs, taking pictures etc. but through out the fan signing the girls where being followed by a shadowy figure.

{Next Scene} Now we have scene of the girls in an elevator in they're apartment building.

Vicky: That was the first time we had a fan signing where they didn't need to call the cops

Eun-Kyung: I know right...looks like he proofed you wrong O-Sun...

O-Sun: Oh hush

The elevator stops and the girls start walking towards they're apartment.

Luna, opening the door: I'm going to ask our manager to hire him again.

The girls walk into the apartment not noticing the shadowy figure.

Vicky: I'm going to take along shower.

Eun-Kyung, pointing at the figure: Uhm...Unni what's that...

Before Eun-Kyung can finish her sentence figure "pounces" at them.

{Sound Effect} Girls Screams

{Fade into the next scene}

[Scene] Jonghyun on his bed singing to a L.O.V.E song

Jonghyun: Please don't break, break, break my heart...

Jonghyun (thinking): Man first time I had to fight a group of crazy fans then beat up some anti's in the same day...usually I fight one of the other; well I'm glad that's all for today.

{Sound Effect} Door bell Rings

Jonghyun, getting up: God dammit who could it be at this time...

Jonghyun, walking to the door: Li if that's you I swear to god...

Jonghyun opens the door and see's Vicky standing there out of breath

Jonghyun: Vicky what are you doing here?

Vicky, catching her breath: It's the girls...they're in trouble!

Jonghyun: What!

{Go to next scene}

[Scene] Jonghyun running towards the girls apartment building.

Jonghyun (Thinking): Vicky said the guy tried to tie them up but she escaped...hopefully they didn't go anywhere...

Jonghyun enters the building and runs up to the elevator.

Man at the counter: Oh the elevator is out of order

Jonghyun: Wait what?! Ok what floor is L.O.V.E on?

Man: Are you another one of those crazy fans's...

Jonghyun: No! Those girls are in trouble! So tell me now!

Man: Ok, ok, they're on the 3rd floor...

Jonghyun, running towards the stair case: Ok...also call the police

Man: Uhm...ok

Jonghyun runs up the stair case as fast as he can till he reaches the 3rd floor.

Jonghyun: Wait what's they're room number again?

{Sound Effect} Girls scream

Jonghyun quickly follows it and is lead to a wide open apartment room door. Jonghyun slowly walks in. And while looking around he notices light coming from one of the rooms. He walks up to it and slowly peaks in.

[Scene] (In the room) All the girls are tied and knocked out except Luna. She was still tied up but she was wide awake and there was a tall skinny man (we'll call him creeper) kneeling down in front of her.

Creeper, Feeling her cheeks: Oh Luna you probably my favorite of the group. O-Sun is too violent, Eun-Kyung is too hyper, and Vicky ran away. But your perfect I guess that why you're the leader right?

Luna: Let us go you creep

Creeper: Oh I can't do that, not when we're going to get married...

Before the creeper can finish his sentence Luna spits in his face

Luna: Like hell you fucking creep!

Creeper, wiping his face: You shouldn't have done that...*Raises his hand* you bitch!

Before he can slap Luna some one grabs his hand. He turns around and see's Jonghyun.

Jonghyun: What did you just call her?

Jonghyun attempts to punch him but he dodges.

Jonghyun, getting into a fight stance: Oh you're fast

Creeper, doing the same: Who the hell are you?

Jonghyun: Choi Jonghyun bodyguard

Creeper: Oh I've heard of you...you're that new body guard who's going around beating up all us faithful fans

The creeper kicks Jonghyun in the stomach causing him to fly out of the room and hit has back against the wall.

Creeper: But you see I won't be that easy to beat

Jonghyun, jumping back up: This gonna be fun...creep

Creeper: Don't you dare call me that!

The creeper runs up to Jonghyun and swings with a roundhouse punch. Jonghyun bends backward and as the creepers knuckles swishes past his nose. Then Jonghyun knee's the stomach, causing the creeper to fall down in pain.

Jonghyun, getting closer to the creep: You think that this makes you a real? Knocking out and tying the one you claim to love?

Creeper, grabbing something from his back pocket: What the hell do you know? HUH!

The creeper takes out a box cuter and tries to stabs Jonghyun, but Jonghyun grabs the blade and grabs breaks it.

Creeper: But me and the girls where supposed to...

Before the Creeper can finish Jonghyun punches him square in the jaw, causing the creeper and a few teeth to fly.

{Fade into the next scene}

[Scene] We see every one outside the apartment complex. Police apprehending the creeper, the girls and they're manger are talking to some cops, and Jonghyun (bandaged up) sitting alone in the back of an ambulance truck.

Jonghyun: God damnit with my hand like this and the back injury ill be out of work for awhile...

The girls walk up to Jonghyun.

The girls, bowing they're heads: We're so sorry!

Jonghyun: What?

Eun-Kyung: It's our fought you got hurt...

Vicky: Yeah we completely understand if you wouldn't want to escort us any where ever again...

Jonghyun: Wait! Guys its ok; I knew when I got this job that some times I would get hurt. Honestly whenever you need me ill be there.

Li, walking up: I'm glad to here that cause the girls manager just asked if you could work full time.

The girls: Really?!

Li: Once Jonghyun heals he'll be you permanent body guard

The girls, jumping on Jonghyun: Yah!

Jonghyun then yells in pain.

The girls: Oops sorry oppa
[END]