Odd life of michael

By,Cheezburgercatz

Theres this kid named michael, i've never really hanged out with him until fifth grade

me and my friend dan would mess with him, and it's not torture/humiliation stuff, its more along the lines of a third wheel person, but we were kind of friends.

The only thing i didn't like about michael is that he would fart in class, and when he did he get laughing, and this happened 3 to 4 times a day. are teacher was named ms bartlett but people called her (only daniel did) not in a mean way, he just said it cause it sounded funny. well one day michael pulled his shirt over his head (revealing his muffintop) saying im ms,bartlett der duh der, stupid stuff like that, but the thing was she was standing right behind him and he got in trouble and for us that was hilarious.

But michael did have a weakness, one day daniel brought some fake plastic diamonds/ gems. And michal started screaming shiny's, he chased daniel around the room and he tripped on one of the desks and hit his head on the side of a desk and his face went bloodshot and he got madder, than ms,bartlett stepped in and he got in even more trouble,(pretty funny). and on another day daniel ran down the hallway to hide between the soda machines while michael was chasing him, screaming shiny's... i'm pretty sure he got in trouble that day to.

One day we had to switch classes and we went to the class next door, and michael had to go pee,..so naturally daniel went first and waited outside for twenty minutes. He came back in and when michael asked to go the teacher said no, so then me and daniel made tripping noises, waterfall sounds,and sang ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO P!. eventually he screamed he had to pee, (i don't really remember but i think he was kind of exaggerating it).

But finally, the best for last, we dared michael run down the hallway with his shirt over his head screaming im crazy. He did do it but today was the day we had the mayor at our school and he ran into him no joke, he actually ran into the mayer and said,... "move stupid"

at that point i'm surprised didn't die laughing i was tearing up on the floor it was so hilarious.

some of these things are exaggerated but i swear he did run into the mayor like that and said move stupid. XD