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Burger King
Author:
Umali Tapel PM
I'm going to say this right out: I didn't write this poem. On a crowded bus, some guy grabbed me by the shoulders and before I could react, started intoning these words, all the while looking through me like I wasn't there. Then the bus stopped. He pushed past me to the door, got out and walked the few feet into a McDonald's.
Rated: Fiction K - English - Poetry - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-31-12 - Status: Complete - id: 3087934
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Because when a man walks into Burger King

a woman treat him like a king

But when another man walks in

Well

it don't do for two men to be fighting over one woman.

I had me a woman once.

She left me for another man.

That's why I go to McDonald's.

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