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Here's a collection of poems I wrote when I was in 2nd grade. Needless to say, they are very very bad. I've even included the original spelling mistakes (which are a lot. My spell check is going crazy) Oh gosh, this is embarrassing...
Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 01-03-13 - Published: 01-01-13 - id: 3088111
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Thank you to my reviewers, maripach77, and toto23. They are truly kindred spirits.
Why People Don't Tell Me What to Do
This morning,
My mother said
"Make your bed."
I say,
"I'd rather buy it"
My bossy sister always says
"Clean up your side of the room."
I always tell her,
"Why not clean down my side?"
Or sometimes
I put on my bossyest voice
And say
"Clean up YOUR side."
After dinner
My father says,
"Take a shower."
Instead of saying "I wouldn't steal any shower."
I do what he says
Because he's scary.
2013 THOUGHTS:
Yes, 2nd Grade Megan, I totally understand you. You blurted out this comeback you thought was totally awesome, then think back to it about 7 years later, and realize how stupid that comeback was.
Happens to me all the time, girl.
But just a question, where did you get the 'bossy sister' from? YOU DON'T HAVE A SISTER!
That part confuses me a bit (don't know what you were thinking), but I absolutely agree with you on the last part.
Lots of Love,
Megan V. Dales
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