|2nd Grade Me
Author: Megan V. Dales PM
Here's a collection of poems I wrote when I was in 2nd grade. Needless to say, they are very very bad. I've even included the original spelling mistakes (which are a lot. My spell check is going crazy) Oh gosh, this is embarrassing...Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 01-03-13 - Published: 01-01-13 - id: 3088111
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Thank you to my reviewers, maripach77, and toto23. They are truly kindred spirits.
Why People Don't Tell Me What to Do
My mother said
"Make your bed."
"I'd rather buy it"
My bossy sister always says
"Clean up your side of the room."
I always tell her,
"Why not clean down my side?"
I put on my bossyest voice
"Clean up YOUR side."
My father says,
"Take a shower."
Instead of saying "I wouldn't steal any shower."
I do what he says
Because he's scary.
Yes, 2nd Grade Megan, I totally understand you. You blurted out this comeback you thought was totally awesome, then think back to it about 7 years later, and realize how stupid that comeback was.
Happens to me all the time, girl.
But just a question, where did you get the 'bossy sister' from? YOU DON'T HAVE A SISTER!
That part confuses me a bit (don't know what you were thinking), but I absolutely agree with you on the last part.
Lots of Love,
Megan V. Dales