The Banana Experiment

Katie recalls the moment before experimenting with the banana.

She was searching through food boxes in the kitchen freezer before closing it to continue her search in the fridge. She then shut the fridge door with an unsatisfied look painted on her face. Her eyes browsed around the kitchen area for a few seconds before she focused them on the bar counter. The counter had some bananas placed on top that made Katie stare with her mouth slightly opened.

Minutes later Katie was lying on her bed sexually pleasuring herself with the banana. As she sat up her eyes widen. She placed the banana in front of her noticing half of it was gone.

Question: There's part of a banana stuck inside my you know what (women only!)?

This is slightly embarrassing so please no rude comments. Today I decided to stick a banana inside my vagina to substitute for sausages. After I finished… you know… the banana experiment, as I pulled it out, it broke inside of me. When I pee, my urine goes different directions because of the banana and not all of it comes out. I don't know how to get a banana out myself; they didn't teach us that in school. Does anyone know what will help make the banana come out naturally? Or will oil do the trick? I don't want to take a trip to the doctor with a banana stuck inside my vagina. Plus I don't have the money to cover my co-pay because I spent it all when I thought the world was coming to an end. **** you Mayans! Please help and thanks in advance!

Answerer 1: You couldn't have used your fingers? School obviously didn't teach you not to place food inside your vagina.

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Answerer 2: You should have thought of the consequences before having sex with a banana. Now you're stuck with the decision you made, no pun intended.

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Answerer 3: Why is this in the Society and Culture section?

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Answerer 4: Laughing my ass off!

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Answerer 5: Someone keeps clicking "Disagree" for every answer I give on here!

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Answerer 6: Answerer5, Maybe it's because you don't answer the questions. As for the banana, oil and soft music may work.

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Answerer 5: Someone keeps clicking "Disagree" for every answer I give on here!

Edit: Answerer6, Or maybe you're the one giving me bad ratings you *****! Stop giving me bad ratings when I answer questions.

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Answerer 6: Answerer5, Maybe it's because you don't answer the questions. As for the banana, oil and soft music may work.

Edit: Answerer5, I'm not on Level 2 yet so I can't give ratings. Great, another hierarchy I have to climb to make it to the top. As if not receiving any ratings on my Facebook photos doesn't already lower my self-esteem.

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Answerer 7: I thought you were a troll until I saw how detailed your answer was. I feel sadden that public school has failed you.

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Answerer 8: go to the doctor lmao but y is everyone on here using correct grammar and capitalization?

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Answerer 9: Try using cucumbers next time… but don't peel off the cucumber skin, I learned that the hard way.

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Answerer 10: Sticking fruits or any other food for that matter, inside your vagina is usually not a good idea. You should go to the doctor now and worry about your payment later. There could be bacteria building inside that area the longer you wait. The doctor will be able to help you more than we can.

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Answerer 11: Yea beotches, I'm on Level 2!

Edit: I just wanted to show everyone I'm the shiznick by posting that to your question. See, I was recently a Level 1 until I started failing my college classes. I was taking 5 classes in the beginning and had to drop one. Last semester I failed 5 classes but this semester I only failed 4. Now since I'm on academic probation I have more time to sit at my computer and answer questions. Seeing Level 2 in parenthesis below my name proceeded by the number of points I had, made me feel like a man, even though I'm a woman.

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Answerer 12: You will just have to face the embarrassment and go to the doctor because we can't jelp you.

Edit: I meant to say "help"… oh great now I have that damn "Edit" thing stuck on my answer.

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Answerer 13: Next time use condoms! That way when the banana breaks, it'll be inside the rubber and not inside your pussy.

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Best Answer- Chosen by Asker: Answerer 10: Sticking fruits or any other food for that matter, inside your vagina is usually not a good idea. You should go to the doctor now and worry about your payment later. There could be bacteria building inside that area the longer you wait. The doctor will be able to help you more than we can.

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Asker's comment: Thanks! I took your advice… that was an awkward doctor visit.