Go dig a hole and die in it

But I don't want to die

Nobody cares what you want

Well, I care

You don't matter

I guess not

Now go, you're annoying me

But I don't like to be alone

I already told you, nobody cares

I want you to care

I don't

Why not?

You're an annoying piece of shit, go away

I'm not that bad

If you leave me alone, I might reconsider

How does that work?

You leave

But I don't want to

I don't care

Please care

Why would I?

Because I have feelings too

No you don't

Yes, I do

Nobody likes you

I know

So go die in a hole

But death is scary

Too bad

I don't want to die

Do I look like I care?

No

Exactly

Please

Please what?

Care