The Strange n' Fun story of Allen McKlain

Have you heard the story of Allen McKlain?

He was a lonely wolf, yet everybody's friend

He had the looks, he had the money, he had everything he'd want

But there was something he couldn't do; he could never let someone down

The legend says he was pretty lucky

Winning every time, always getting the cookie

With his treats, and his will, people called him a god

And he'd always answer "But I'm just a boy"

The time passed by and his legend passed down

The legend of someone with god's luck in his hand

He was a great trickster, a genius not nerd,

And this was damn true, 'cause he's still not dead

In the village his story, was being passed down

But his will, and his smile, they were there for a while,

Some of the people claim they have seen him

Still lying around with his gun playing silly

He was truly a genius, 'cause he tricked the death

But it didn't matter, as even she was his friend

The death didn't took him, he was just too fun,

"You are very interesting" was all that she spoke

As the time passed by, he walked around the world,

The people didn't knew him, they thought he was lost

But how could he blame them, it wasn't their fault,

Would you believe an old man, with the body of a boy?

As the time passed by he began to feel bored

The things were all the same, nothing interesting, even time passed slowly

So he then decided, it was time to retire

But he then told the death as in a 'matter of fact'

"I'm now feeling tired, but this planet is fun

You must promise to me, that I'll be back when I'm called

This people are weak, but their will's strong

They need someone to guide them, nor stupid, nor dumb

If they call my name, then my legends' still on

And I will come back, to guide them road on

And I ask you as a favor, please don't interfere

'cause I think that this old boy, has things to do here"

As he went with the death, he visited heaven

Played poker with god, and slept with his teddy

He enjoyed his time there, it was peaceful enough

But the thing he most enjoyed was watching people from above

He watched big families, how they smiled and played together

It made him a little sappy; he wanted someone with him forever,

He was now decided, it was his mission indeed

'I must find a good chick to spend time with me'

He looked and looked, passing Athena and Medusa

He looked until he found a young spirit called Susan

She was what you might call, a somewhat different spirit

She was stubborn, she loved kidding, and dear lord she was pretty

She then looked at Allen and it made her hearth beat

How could she have a crush, as daughter of Billy the Kid!?

But as more as she looked, the more she did fall

Allen wasn't ugly, and whoever said that was mad

He still wore his good ol' hat with his brownish red shirt

He wore his dark blue pants, browned a little but just a bit

His green eyes, his gray hair, his childish smile

It was making her crazy, although she didn't mind

As for Allen's case Susan wasn't much easy

With her red puffy cheeks, Allen blushed and felt squishy

Her ranch styled clothes with a gun by her side

Mixed with gold hair and blue eyes, a true beauty to watch

They were now dead, but who'd care for that

They both were in love, other things are aside

They dated, they engaged, and finally married

You'd pay for an invitation for that bizarre event

Both husband and wife, that acted like teenagers in fact

Were walking each other all the way to the altar

They kissed, they hugged and he gave her a ring

But for the sake of the story I'll have to do a skip

They both had two children (just please don't ask how)

And they were very happy, they were a family now

But something had happened, as bad as it seemed

Someone was in trouble, and guess who has to go in?

Allen and Susan, with their children of course

Went down to the earth after loading their guns

They were now dumbfound for the city they saw

Had the world changed that fast? They thought it had not

They walked until someone screamed Allen's name

It was a young girl that walked to them

She told them her story, it was about her mom

Some bastards had took her to let her have 'fun'

When the girl tried to fight them, they threw her away

"Don't mess with the adults" was all that they said

By now Allen and Susan's body was boiling in rage

They made them so angry, so damn they would pay

As they followed the girl they arrived at a dirty bar

"A fair place for them" thought Susan aloud

As they entered the place the men received them

'Two weaklings with children? This should be forbidden'

The kids hide away and shot the guys in the back

Despite their short age, they made their parents be proud

Now Allen and Susan dealt with the mammoth

It was pretty easy as the guy wasted his ammo

After they beat the gang (although they didn't kill them)

A man came from the back, no one else than their leader

The man pulled out his shotgun, aimed straight and shot

But his bullets passed by as if they were some ghosts

"You do know the fact that we're spirits right?

None of your bullets can damage us now"

Allen quickly ran over and punched his neck

So hard that he fainted although it didn't break

The man had some keys that Susan carefully took

She heard a sound in the kitchen and decided to look

When she entered she found a woman lying on the floor

She had brushes that seemed were made with a door

"Thank you brave heroes, you really saved me

That man was a killer and wanted to rape me"

"No problem here missy, it's a pleasure for me

Although here is someone you might like to see"

The little girl ran very fast straight to her mother

They seemed very happy, now hugging each other

"If you might excuse us, we're now going to rest

It's been a long time and I'm sure you'll be okay"

Before they were vanished the girl pulled Allen's shirt

Seeing the girl kindly act he gave something to her

"If you need to see us just say our name aloud

And we're going to help you, no matter what"

Since then she grew older, got married and stuff

But their memory was something she could never forgot

As the children were gathered, the now old lady sat down

She looked at the fire and then talked to the crowd

"They say there was a legend from long time ago

It was about a hero that walked along his gun

At some time he disappeared but he didn't go away

He would come to you and help you, if you called him the right way"

"If the crows are all silent, and in the sky lays a full moon

You can bet whatever he'll be there very soon

He'll come to you and help you, without looking for gain

You just have to tell him 'Come, Allen McKlain'".

Idea by: César (kyokunkunoichi)

Inspiration: Listening to Never could have been worse