|The Strange n' Fun story of Allen McKlain
Author: kyokunkunoichi PM
Meet Allen McKlain, a somewhat different western boy and his bizarre crossing through life and afterlife. (Rated K for curses, and a little violence) A/N: Please just ignore the last two lines, personal mistakeRated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Western - Words: 1,289 - Published: 01-12-13 - Status: Complete - id: 3091485
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The Strange n' Fun story of Allen McKlain
Have you heard the story of Allen McKlain?
He was a lonely wolf, yet everybody's friend
He had the looks, he had the money, he had everything he'd want
But there was something he couldn't do; he could never let someone down
The legend says he was pretty lucky
Winning every time, always getting the cookie
With his treats, and his will, people called him a god
And he'd always answer "But I'm just a boy"
The time passed by and his legend passed down
The legend of someone with god's luck in his hand
He was a great trickster, a genius not nerd,
And this was damn true, 'cause he's still not dead
In the village his story, was being passed down
But his will, and his smile, they were there for a while,
Some of the people claim they have seen him
Still lying around with his gun playing silly
He was truly a genius, 'cause he tricked the death
But it didn't matter, as even she was his friend
The death didn't took him, he was just too fun,
"You are very interesting" was all that she spoke
As the time passed by, he walked around the world,
The people didn't knew him, they thought he was lost
But how could he blame them, it wasn't their fault,
Would you believe an old man, with the body of a boy?
As the time passed by he began to feel bored
The things were all the same, nothing interesting, even time passed slowly
So he then decided, it was time to retire
But he then told the death as in a 'matter of fact'
"I'm now feeling tired, but this planet is fun
You must promise to me, that I'll be back when I'm called
This people are weak, but their will's strong
They need someone to guide them, nor stupid, nor dumb
If they call my name, then my legends' still on
And I will come back, to guide them road on
And I ask you as a favor, please don't interfere
'cause I think that this old boy, has things to do here"
As he went with the death, he visited heaven
Played poker with god, and slept with his teddy
He enjoyed his time there, it was peaceful enough
But the thing he most enjoyed was watching people from above
He watched big families, how they smiled and played together
It made him a little sappy; he wanted someone with him forever,
He was now decided, it was his mission indeed
'I must find a good chick to spend time with me'
He looked and looked, passing Athena and Medusa
He looked until he found a young spirit called Susan
She was what you might call, a somewhat different spirit
She was stubborn, she loved kidding, and dear lord she was pretty
She then looked at Allen and it made her hearth beat
How could she have a crush, as daughter of Billy the Kid!?
But as more as she looked, the more she did fall
Allen wasn't ugly, and whoever said that was mad
He still wore his good ol' hat with his brownish red shirt
He wore his dark blue pants, browned a little but just a bit
His green eyes, his gray hair, his childish smile
It was making her crazy, although she didn't mind
As for Allen's case Susan wasn't much easy
With her red puffy cheeks, Allen blushed and felt squishy
Her ranch styled clothes with a gun by her side
Mixed with gold hair and blue eyes, a true beauty to watch
They were now dead, but who'd care for that
They both were in love, other things are aside
They dated, they engaged, and finally married
You'd pay for an invitation for that bizarre event
Both husband and wife, that acted like teenagers in fact
Were walking each other all the way to the altar
They kissed, they hugged and he gave her a ring
But for the sake of the story I'll have to do a skip
They both had two children (just please don't ask how)
And they were very happy, they were a family now
But something had happened, as bad as it seemed
Someone was in trouble, and guess who has to go in?
Allen and Susan, with their children of course
Went down to the earth after loading their guns
They were now dumbfound for the city they saw
Had the world changed that fast? They thought it had not
They walked until someone screamed Allen's name
It was a young girl that walked to them
She told them her story, it was about her mom
Some bastards had took her to let her have 'fun'
When the girl tried to fight them, they threw her away
"Don't mess with the adults" was all that they said
By now Allen and Susan's body was boiling in rage
They made them so angry, so damn they would pay
As they followed the girl they arrived at a dirty bar
"A fair place for them" thought Susan aloud
As they entered the place the men received them
'Two weaklings with children? This should be forbidden'
The kids hide away and shot the guys in the back
Despite their short age, they made their parents be proud
Now Allen and Susan dealt with the mammoth
It was pretty easy as the guy wasted his ammo
After they beat the gang (although they didn't kill them)
A man came from the back, no one else than their leader
The man pulled out his shotgun, aimed straight and shot
But his bullets passed by as if they were some ghosts
"You do know the fact that we're spirits right?
None of your bullets can damage us now"
Allen quickly ran over and punched his neck
So hard that he fainted although it didn't break
The man had some keys that Susan carefully took
She heard a sound in the kitchen and decided to look
When she entered she found a woman lying on the floor
She had brushes that seemed were made with a door
"Thank you brave heroes, you really saved me
That man was a killer and wanted to rape me"
"No problem here missy, it's a pleasure for me
Although here is someone you might like to see"
The little girl ran very fast straight to her mother
They seemed very happy, now hugging each other
"If you might excuse us, we're now going to rest
It's been a long time and I'm sure you'll be okay"
Before they were vanished the girl pulled Allen's shirt
Seeing the girl kindly act he gave something to her
"If you need to see us just say our name aloud
And we're going to help you, no matter what"
Since then she grew older, got married and stuff
But their memory was something she could never forgot
As the children were gathered, the now old lady sat down
She looked at the fire and then talked to the crowd
"They say there was a legend from long time ago
It was about a hero that walked along his gun
At some time he disappeared but he didn't go away
He would come to you and help you, if you called him the right way"
"If the crows are all silent, and in the sky lays a full moon
You can bet whatever he'll be there very soon
He'll come to you and help you, without looking for gain
You just have to tell him 'Come, Allen McKlain'".
Idea by: César (kyokunkunoichi)
Inspiration: Listening to Never could have been worse