Shakespeare's Nightmare.

CHAPTER 1 - MISSION BRIEFING.

"No, no, no I want to live," said William Shakespeare. "Give me another chance ghosts!" "I've been a good person please." Shakespeare woke to find it was just a big nightmare. Alas, something was wrong, there wasn't an ounce of sun blinding through his fancy windows. There weren't even any windows. There weren't any statues that Shakespeare had in his room. There was only a creaky fragile door and an ancient loft. A voice boomed into Shakespeare's ears. The voice said this: "You have been captured; some warriors are coming to speak to you Mister Shakespeare," said the mysterious voice. He responded with this: "Who are you and why have I been captured?"… But Shakespeare didn't receive an answer. There was an annoying fuzzy sound instead. When Shakespeare heard he had been captured his heart jolted sideways.

"James!" Kerry screamed.

"What what is it?" asked James. "You're shouting the whole place down." "I'm busy anyway; a Head teacher has got a lot of work to do you know."

"My fave writer has been kidnapped," shouted Kerry.

"I'm not your boyfriend anymore, leave me alone," said James. Ned came strolling in with a worried face.

"Hey guys," said Ned.

"Yes Ned," said James and Kerry.

"Yoda told me that he has to talk to you and a bunch of other people," said Ned.

"About what?" asked James.

"Something about a famous writer who has been kidnapped," answered Ned.

(James gasped). "So it's true Kerry," said James.

"Yep but YOU didn't listen to me," said Kerry!

"Alright that's enough love birds," said Ned.

"Anyway so, who is this mysteriousssss writer," asked James?

"Oh, Shakespeare," answered Ned. "As an English teacher, I want to save him," said Ned. "Isn't that funny?" said Kerry.

"What?" asked Ned.

"I want to save him too," said Kerry (He sighs).

"There's a catch," said Ned.

"Pardon me," said Kerry?

"A catch," said Ned.

"What?" Kerry sighs happily.

"Master Yoda is picking certain people from the group, half go and the other half is not," said Ned.

"Darn," Kerry screamed.

"ALRIGHT CALM DOWN KERRY," said James!

"Let's go to Master Yoda guys," said Ned.

"Yeah we should go as soon as possible," protested Kerry.

"Master, master, master am I in the…"

"You're in the mission," spluttered out Master Yoda in a very angry way. "What is it with you and Shakespeare," asked James? "Are you in love, do you want to marry the guy?"

"No," said Kerry infuriated. "So tell us about the mission." Master Yoda spent ten minutes talking to them, until a familiar face came into the room. It was Mac, the former Chairman of CHERUB. Everyone greeted him. He shortly gave them their mission briefings. James, Kerry, Gabrielle, Ned, Johnny, Ben, Lauren, Jade, Gwen, Kevin Levin, Dana, Bethany, Kevin (CHERUB), Jake, the other Jake (American Dragon), Rose, Bart, Rat, Ronan, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Joanna, Hannah, April and Bruce were the lucky people for the mission. Master Yoda said that he needed this many people because it is a special mission. Another thing he said was the mission will take place in San Francisco. The last thing he said was some may die, wake up in hospital, and be hurt badly or even stunned badly. Dana cursed under her breath. "Would you like to share your cursing with us Miss Smith," Master Yoda beamed. "I hate you all especially you two, James and Ned," said Dana! She ran out of the building and stole a Ferrari from the CHERUB parking lot. "That girl has some serious problems," said James.

"Tell me about James," Kerry shouted.

"I can't believe I went out with her," said James!

They got into Mac's Massive Bus and set off to Diagoan Alley. Yoda had sent Ginny to replace Dana, the mad Girl.

Harry's scar started to sting like hell. "What is it HARRY, ARE YOU HURT," Ginny Shouted. "Yes it's alright, anyway why do you care so much about me," asked Harry? "Isn't it obvious," said James?

"What's obvious," asked Harry? James shouted it out. "She fancies you mate ever since her first year at Hogwarts, in the Chamber of Secrets when I saw Ginny holding your hand." "What, that's preposterous," said Harry! "Sooner or later you're gonna have to realize it," said James. "Anyway I here this is the biggest mission yet and Master Yoda is sending more Jedi," said Ned. "More," asked Harry?

"Yes," answered James. "I think Beanie is coming and Sebastian," said James.

"Those two are the perfect boyfriends you can have," said Kerry and Gabrielle.

"Why?" asked Ned.

"Because all they want to do is love and care for you, not like some boys I've met," said Kerry.

"Ahhh, you made it Beanie and Sebastian," said Mac. "We have finally reached Diagoan Alley everyone."

"Why do we need to go to Diagoan Alley anyway," asked Beanie?

"I don't know, but I've got a hunch it's about magic," answered Sebastian.

"Now, I want everyone to practice saying Diagoan Alley," said Mac.

Everyone chanted it to themselves ten times, until they entered the space of where to chant these words. "Don't say diagonally, like Harry did not so long ago," said Mac. Harry laughed nervously. "Oh Mac, have you come to visit the Weasleys," asked Mrs. Weasley?

"No, we are going on the biggest mission yet," answered Mac.

"Well, can George and Fred come," asked Mrs. Weasley?

"Sure the more the merrier," said James.

"George, Fred, you going on the biggest mission ever," said Mrs. Weasley.

"Thanks mum", said George and Fred! (They run into the Diagoan Alley space.)

"Oh no you don't, I need to brief you two on the rules," said Mrs. Weasley. (Both) "RULES", shouted George and Fred!

"Yep", said Mrs. Weasley!

"No tricks, no swearing, no crazy spells, etcetera." "You'll find the rest of the rules on this sheet I prepared for you two." (They scanned through). "Mac says you did even one of these things, and then I will ground you for four months!"

"Okay mum," said Fred and George. (They both sigh).

"Okay, let's go," said Mac.

"Who are you four?" asked Shakespeare. "Why do you look so orange?"

"Eh, orange," said the Dark Chi Warriors! "Beat him up Zhen!" He lunged at Shakespeare. Harry's other friends who knew wizardry were nearby and barged the door down after hearing this. "You four are gonna be crying, when we're done with you!" The Dark Warriors won and kidnapped them too. Their master, Daolon Wong summoned them forth. "Report to me Gan, Ren and Chui," said Daolon Wong! They gulped. "Why not Zhen," asked the Dark Chi Warriors?

"Silence Dark Warriors, just report to me in the next two minutes otherwise you'll be suffering another Dark Chi Realm," shouted Daolon Wong!

"What's going on," asked Shakespeare?

"Shut up and let me meditate," shouted Daolon Wong!

"NO NEED TO BE RUDE," Shakespeare shouted back. "Do you need help, you look old and wrinkled." "Silence, soon I shall possess your chi," boomed Daolon Wong!

"My chi, what is chi," asked Shakespeare?" "You will know in time, when I suck your chi out with my bear hands," gloated Daolon Wong. "I just need to prepare some elite chi spells and some elite warriors, AHAAHAAHAA!"