|A Social Networks Story
Author: Hope Kills PM
A fanfiction of Human!Social Networks. Have you ever wondered how would Social Networks would be if they were human? After a meeting, all the Social Networks are forced to live together. These are their adventures...Rated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 01-20-13 - Published: 01-13-13 - id: 3091906
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The clock ticked faster than usual for the redhead. He ran through the halls recklessly crashing against walls once and then. He had stayed up late correcting people's grammar mistakes on the comment section causing him to oversleep. Over sleep today. On the meeting day. The meeting day with the other Social Networks. Finally he reached two huge doors. He ran at full speed to them. They wouldn't forgive him if he got late once more. Right before he reached the doors, the network tripped over his own feet. He rolled through the now open doors. Finally to end he landed right infront of the podium face down.
"What an entrance...Hi Youtube."
"Are you okay?!" A squeaky voice asked.
"Does he LOOK okay?!"
"OMG, I am so uploading this." A snap was heard followed by fast tapping fingers.
"Shut up Instagram, You are even more annoying than Facebook."
"What did you say?! Consider yourself unfriended!"
"Guys can we calm down for a second, he just came in remember?" They all turned to face the boy who was now standing up. "Sorry for the delay guys."
"It's okay, atleast you didn't come in showing off pictures of you half naked like Facebook." The light blue haired network laughed.
"At least I am not an attention whore that posts everytime I take a shit and beg for people to follow me." Twitter looked at him in rage and started tapping his phone's buttons angrily. "What the fuck are you doing?"
"Tweeting how much of a dick you are!" A choir of grunts flooded the room as a few facepalmed in annoyance.
"Can you all just act as grown ups and stop fighting. We come here to talk as a family, the internet family." A man with glasses and a suit complained fixing a multicolor tie. But the two didnt cease fighting. The youngest one in the room was a girl of purple hair with a green cap. She was around fifteen years old. She pat Google's shoulder trying to calm him down. "Facebook! Twitter! If you both don't start behaving I AM going to draw gay porn of you both." The room went silent with everyone looking at her with horrified expressions. The new comer winced at the though of it and looked at the teen girl in disgust. She was definitely Deviant ART.
"I have failed as a parental figure..." Google covered his face with both hands.
"I ship it."
"OH MY GOD TUMBLR YOU CAN'T JUST SHIP TWO PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENTMENT."
"...Karp x Dorsey is my OTP." The room exploded with complains of him shipping his creator with someone. "But I just can't help i-"
"I can't even believe you..." Wikipedia gave a head-butt to his table and sobbed thinking of how horrible the blogging world would be in hands of these. Meanwhile, Blogger was already tying his own noose.
"Okay that is enough. I have called all of you for a VERY important announcement in the first place!" They all looked at Google now getting their attention finally caught. YouTube took out his camera to tape his older brother. Google took in a deep breath and sat back down. "From now on we will all live together." A sea of complaints flood the room once again.
"Me?! Living with PEASENTS!? Oh come on!" Tumblr said standing up.
"Stop acting like you are some awesome shit." Facebook scoffed rolling his eyes.
"...But I'm fabulous..." Tumblr said combing his hair back with his fingers. Facebook face palmed not believing he actually was going to live with him. Hell, he didn't believe he was even going to live with Twitter.
"I think it is actually a nice idea! Imagine it guys, all of us like a family again!" Pinterest squealed in excitement.
"I actually think it is the shittiest idea on earth." Google glared at his younger brother who had now put the video camera down. "I'm sorry, but I'm not interested in the whole 'bonding' thing." He explained emphasizing bonding with air quotations. "Outro for me." YouTube was about to stand up and leave doing a flashy dance followed by dubstep when Google let out something that made everyone's blood go cold.
"Fine, but if you all don't live together... I'll make Internet Explorer the one and only browser." The room went in complete tense silence. The memories of lag and bugs...
"You wouldn't dare." YouTube said horrified.
"My GIFs wouldn't load!" Tumblr shout sinking faster than a ship.
"My pics wouldn't load!" Instagram said hiding into his hoodie. Google shrugged and crossed his arms. The social networks looked at each other and let out a sigh of defeat.
"When do we start packing?"