The Social Networks stood in front of the large house. They all knew Google was rich, but this was ridiculous. YouTube could bet his brother's room was bigger than his home. A sigh escaped his mouth as he looked up at Google who was writing something down. A flash was heard from beside him.

"Oh em gee selfie." And I'm living with these? YouTube thought to himself as he saw the brunette editing the picture millions of times. He held his video camera up focusing on every single one of them. Everyone had a different type of luggage. Pinterest had carried a camera and a simple backpack. DeviantART had a large suitcase filled with paper and art craft materials, never letting go off her tablet of course. Facebook had two suit cases carrying what he thought were clothes so he could take at least fifty daily profile pictures in front of the mirror. Let's not even get started with Instagram here please.

"Uh…Twitter why are you carrying all that luggage?" He asked raising an eyebrow at the large suitcase. Twitter let out a snort and looked up at the red head.

"Just check out Tumblr…"YouTube turned a bit to his left and gaked at the vision. Tumblr had four different suitcases piled up behind him. Clothes, toys and other unrecognizable items were popping off from the abused suitcases. He also carried two messenger bags. Animal print…of course…

"May you explain what the utter fuck is this Tumblr?!" YouTube almost dropped the camera in amusement. Tumblr took off his large glasses and looked at him straight in the eye.

"Oh this? This is my light luggage, the rest of my fandoms will come here later." YouTube looked at him with a dumbfounded expression.

"Okay guys, these will be the room orders." Google said fixing his thick rimmed glasses

"I thought we could choose the rooms…"

"HAHAHA no. Pinterest you will bonk with DeviantART." Pinterest gulped looking at the younger network.

"Um…it will be fun right?" She said offering a smile to the fifteen year old.

"My yaoi begins at 9pm so I recommend headphones for you." Pinterest looked at her questioningly.

"What is ya-"

"Don't ask." Twitter cut her off with a horrified expression. "I once asked Tumblr and…just don't ask." Tumblr grinned at him putting his glasses back on.

"Muggles." He scoffed. "Totally…" DeviantART completed.

"Wikipedia, Blogger and I will sleep in a room." YouTube looked at him with a terrified expression. Wait…that meant…

"Okay, Tumblr, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and YouTube, you all will be roommates." His life went through his eyes. His eyes widened…His stomach felt sicker than when he saw the video 'Friday'

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !" YouTube got down on his knees in defeat. "You can't do this to me! I-I'm your brother!"

"Yay! I'm having roomies!" Instagram cheered clapping his hands.

"Ugh, that means I gotta sleep with this hooker?" Twitter spat pointing his thumb at Facebook.

"Enough! I am totally blocking you!" Facebook shout back. "But seriously, I mean Google please, I can't even stand breathing near this scum…"

"At least I wasn't a failed college experiment." Twitter snort.

"Enough! I am totally blocking you AND writing a status about you."

"You can just feel the sexual tension." Everyone paused and turned to glare at Tumblr.

"Tumblr…what the fuck?" He merely looked back and forth at his new roommates. "It's official, Tumblr sleeps outside."

"But I thought we were gonna have an orgy."

"Ew!" Instagram squeaked

"Eww…"Youtube grunt

"Oohlala…" and all the glares went to Facebook this time

"These are your brothers!" Google shout at the weird blue haired blogger.

"Not officially…" YouTube eye twitched at the statement.

"Google you can't do this to me! I am your little brother!" Google looked at the red head in pity. All their moments together, their laughter, YouTube's birth. "Please…"

"Okay then Youtube you bonk with Facebook." Google continued scratching a few doodles on his notepad. YouTube's anger boiled in rage. He hated him, he hated the cocky searching engine so much.

"You know what? I am better like this! I would prefer sharing bed with Tumblr than being a single second near you!" The networks froze at the sudden outburst. They knew he had anger issues that he took out on Justin Bieber's videos but this was different.

"Fine then."

That same night…

The night was silent and peaceful. All pure calm and tranquility and…A growl of rage made Blogger jump out of bed. "W-w-what the hell?!" Wikipedia turned to the room's desk. Google was writing in three different computers and writing down in several notebooks.

"Wiki! Why in the world are you sleeping?! Do you have a single idea of how much work we got? There are college freshmen waiting for us here!" Wikipedia sighed and glared at the other searching engine.

"Do you ever sleep?"

"Sleep? SLEEP?! There is no time for sleeping! I need to translate words from Japanese to English and search answers for History homework. Why don't you get out of bed and make me a coffee?" Wikipedia sighed in response and looked at him blankly. "Google…I am not your housewife." The gray haired younger man replied slumping back on his bed.

"I said go or you won't appear in Google search as top result anymore."

"Coffee right up." Blogger looked at the two searching engines with his eye twitching. He fought his wars, he worked hard to get where he is, and now these maniacs owned the network. He reached to the cabinet and took a flask of pills.

"I don't think it is such a good idea to take all those pills at once."

"Not if you try to die." Google sighed in response and looked closer at the pill flask. He then looked back at his keyboard snorting a bit. Those are my tic tacs

Pinterest looked at DeviantART'S screen quite shocked. "Uh, honey don't you think you are a bit young to watch porn?" She questioned raising an eyebrow at the screen. DeviantART merely looked back at her and shrugged. "Pocky?" She said offering the treat. Pinterest shook her hand in a sign of no. "I'm trying to go on a diet." DeviantART shrugged once again and looked back at the screen. "Umm…Deviant?"

"Uh-huh."

"Why does that girl have no boobs?" The red head questioned looking closer at the image.

"That's a boy." Pinterest blinked in confusion still not realizing it.

"But the other is a boy."

"Uh-huh." She still didn't get it. "It is yaoi. Yaoi is sex between boys." Pinterest stared at the girl for a moment. Then at the screen. Then back at the girl. Then it all clicked. She got up silently and walked out the room. DeviantART looked blankly at the screen again.

"I'VE BEEN CORRUPTED! MY VIRGIN EYES! MY VIRGIN EYES!" DeviantART heard Pinterest screaming from the bathroom. She scoffed a bit and put her headphones back on. "Noob."

In the next room the five male social networks slept peacefully. Well…not all of them. "Someone used your instead of you're!" YouTube shout at the top of his lungs. He tapped the keys furiously writing a violent reply. The red head was by his third cup of coffee and his hands were already trembling. He was tense after the whole scene with his brother and was taking it all out. Facebook growled at the sudden awake. "YouTube, it's 12am, why are you even awake?" A resonant laughter was heard from the top bonk.

"You sleep at 12am Facebook? Bitch please!" Twitter jumped off the bed still laughing.

"For your information, 12am is a good hour to sleep you psycho. At what time do you sleep?" Facebook crossed his arms.

"2am." YouTube replied with huge eye bags.

"3am, Can't be tamed bitches! Hashtag Miley Cyrus."

"Sleeping? Ha! Pussies! Party all night long!" Tumblr mocked wiggling his hips. The three stopped arguing when they saw the curious figure pass between them. Instagram held a Polaroid camera wearing nothing but a pair of SpongeBob boxers. They looked at him with their eyebrows furrowed in confusion. "Uh, Instagram what are you doing."

"Time for my night selfies. If you know what I mean." He winked at the other three as their jaws dropped in open. "Disgusting." Twitter completed

"Send them to me later!"

"Disgustinger…" Twitter accused at Tumblr. A flying computer hit him square on the face leaving him unconscious. "WRONG GRAMMAR!" YouTube shout putting his middle finger up.

"I can't even!" Tumblr shout laughing his ass off.

"Should we call 911?!" Facebook said trying not to sound worried.

"Nah, he's just sleeping." Boop! Tumblr checked his phone and nodded with a smug smirk. "What?"

"Nice pictures Insta!"

"Thanks!" He replied from the bathroom. Facebook looked at the younger blogger and made a face of disgust. Facebook sighed and shook his head.

"I am reporting ya'll for sexual harassment" A second computer flew to Facebook's face leaving unconscious next to twitter.

"It is you all!" YouTube shout.

"I think Twitter x Facebook is my new ship. Who would top YouTube?"

"OH MY GOD TUMBLR YOU CAN'T JUST- are you stroking my thigh?" Tumblr gave a sheepish grin in reply. "By the way can I ship us?" And thus a video camera flew to his face.