|Lies, Pineapple and Truth D:
Author: Pin3appl3fr3ak PM
Read the first chapter. It explains this pretty well. I tell crazy lies, and I talk about pineapple. And then I give random truths, which may actually be lies. I don't know. It changes every chapter. A journal of sorts. I guess. Things get pretty intense. Like camping. Heh heh:P And the genres are just random stuff. It COULD include anything I guess... Enjoy:)Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 02-04-13 - Published: 01-14-13 - id: 3092141
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Hey Yall! My name's Ashley! This is my journal. Not a diary. Got that? Good. I'm not sure what I'm gonna put in here, but... Tada! Journal. I guess I should include a little summary about me, then. Yep. Okay!
Hair color: Blonde
Height: IDK. 5 foot somethin'.
This is the forward of my novel. As you can probably see. So, I will explain some things.
First: I like saying random stuff that is a total lie. Just to throw you off my tail. In case you are some creeeeeper stalker dude who is trying to prey on old women in the Bahamas. See? That was a lie! A large one, obviously. Sometimes I will correct my lie afterwards, and I will tell the truth, sometimes I will correct it with a slightly less exaggerated lie, and other times I will just leave it there. Without commenting on it. But the creeeeeper stalker dudes are so creeeeepy that they deserve extra eeeee's. Meant to show the reader that they need to read it with a lengthening of the word.
Second: Pineapples. I love the show Psych, and by love I mean absolutely hate with a passion. That is a lie. In Psych, a show about a crazy funny psychic detective who isn't really psychic and just pretends to be so he doesn't get thrown in jail for lying to the Santa Barbara Police. ANYWAYS. In every episode, a pineapple is depicted in some way, shape or form. Whether it be an actual pineapple, given by Shawn and Gus as a housewarming gift, or it is a sculpture of a pineapple, or it's just they ate pineapple on their pizza, it is included in every episode. Hense: THE PINEAPPLE dilemma!
Third: I'm not sure. Really. I just wanted 3 subjects. SO, this will be my thoughts, my random ideas. TADA!