Once there was a beautiful princess who had golden hair, cerulean eyes, perfect skin and teeth, and lots of friends, oh, and also, she was a right bitch…

See, the princess's name was Arianne and everyone knew she was evil, except of course prince Riley who was head over heels, over the moon, lunatic level in love with her, he would murder someone and feed their body to precious Victory, his best friend and hunting dog, for her, if he hasn't already. He was her puppet and she had nefarious means, and we all know what happens next, she sends him to kill me.