It was a normal day, at a normal political gathering. All of the best politicians were there, completely bashing each other. When all of a sudden a young women got on to someone else's shoulders and raised her hand.

"What?" one of the politicians asked her.

"I have two questions," she said.

"Well."

"What?"

"What are your questions?"

"Oh. First, can I ask a question?"

"Sure, go ahead."

"What is everyone doing over here?"

"This is a political gathering."

"What's a political gathering."

"It's where people go to watch politicians speak."

"Why? I mean, like, politicians do nothing, but say bad things about each other and get other people to say good things about them, even though really none of them are qualified for government positions, in my opinion, because all they ever do is make promises and then break them. Plus, even if they do keep their promises, it's always in some weird sort of way that gives people an excuse to say bad things about them."

Some agreeing whispers could be heard from the rest of the crowd. Then everyone walked away.