|The boy and the pengiun
Author: Thatheadlesscat PM
Don't ask please...we had to to write a short story using the first paragraph and I spawned this...I know it's stupid and I've even left the date and TOPIC thing I have had to put down but I've just started so don't bash please!Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Adventure - Words: 440 - Published: 01-17-13 - Status: Complete - id: 3092777
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Even though they were tired, the sea rattled against the boat. Although there was nothing to be happy about, the boy and the penguin smiled at each other. As the tiny, helpless boat started to rock, violently the wind started up. They were in danger now.
The boy yelped and ran to the steering wheel; he did all he could to pursuit a quick getaway, but the crashing waves of the seas around him were far too strong. Concerned and terrified, the penguin rushed to his companion and indicated that perhaps the two of them should head back to their home on the port.
Stressed, the boy shook his head and declared "We've made far too many sacrifices and gone to such insane lengths to escape that traveling circus!" the boy began pounding his chest for impact "Turning back now would mean an intense flogging and a life of being jeered by middle school students as we dressed up in maid outfits, do you want to continue that disgusting life penguin? Well do you!?"
The penguin did not mind being dressed up in maid outfits, nor did he mind being whipped frequently, but if the boy, his one true friend, objected to this then so did he.
"No, now let us make haste and head to the Bahamas!" the penguin roared.
The boy grinned at his BFF before swiftly grabbing the steering wheel and dodging the corpse of a dead octopus that had been shot out of the water by a killer whale.
After months and months of travel, the two had eaten all of the boy's emergency skittles and flavoured water bottles, and just when they decided that one of them would have to cut off their arm in order to feed the other they had reached an island.
The dynamic duo feasted their bloodshot eyes on the gorgeous sunny sand, multi-coloured beach towels and heavily tanned families singing Christmas songs.
The penguin turned to the boy and asked "Does this mean I don't 'ave to cut off me arm?" in which the boy replied with his trademark grin "maybe later mate" before jumping off his boat and rushing towards the golden sunshine.
His heart swelling with joy, the penguin spouted wings and followed the boy, the two got jobs in a nearby coffee shop and captivated the hearts of millions with their impressive coffee blend of fish, cocoa beans and bodily fluids and lived happily ever after before the traveling circus found them and whipped the living daylights out of them, the end.