|Ramin Girl's Summer
Author: Ihjames PM
The Three Ramin Girls are a Japanese superhero trio that fight many stupid and pathetic enemies. But since it's the summer, the girls decide to take a vacation to a unnamed forest in the middle of no where. But will their rest and relaxation be inturrupted by a neighboring campsite?Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,477 - Updated: 01-30-13 - Published: 01-19-13 - Status: Complete - id: 3093583
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Ramin Girl's Summer
Chapter 1: A Hard Arrival
The Three Ramin Girls are at school. The Three Ramin Girls together are a mixture of noodles, but instead they are girls. The noodles, Vanessa, the vegetables, Kimee, and the soup, Kali. Vanessa has brown eyes, tan skin, long black-brownish-bluish-purplish (it's her natural hair) hair. She's wearing her school uniform, a black shirt, with a blue jacket for the winter, black shorts, black knee-high socks, and Japanese sandals because she's too lazy to change her clothes and she thinks it's a waste of time. Kimee, wearing the same thing as Vanessa, because she's also too lazy to change her uniform, has blackish-brownish-greenish natural hair with brown eyes. Kali, has the most rattiest black hair because she's too lazy to comb it. She's wearing the same thing as Vanessa and Kimee for the same reason. The Winston boys, a cruel, evil organization, they are the sworn enemies of the Ramin Girls. The war between the Winston boys and the Ramin Girls started millions of years ago. Queen Ramin and Queen Invincibility have been trying to take their organization for their own. The Ramin Girls are the Winston Boys are superhumans with superpowers. The Three Ramin Girls and the Winston Boys always fight in a bathroom before and after school, day through night.
"Lets set them on fire! I'll use my Bankai to set them on fire!" Vanessa said.
"I'll crush them with my roots!" Kimee said.
Then Kali yelled out, "Drown! Die, burst, choke! And I'll wash away your fucking ashes!".
Then, suddenly, the room was filled with water! Kali, Vanessa, and Kimee turned on their bubble shields, while the Winston Boys straggled to bring out their gas masks. Only three were able to bring out their gas masks in time. The leader, Insane, the Lieutenant, Naïve, and third place, Asshole. Then Kimee crushed Naïve and Asshole and Vanessa set Insane on fire. And the three Winston Boys had to give up because they were about to die. The Three Ramin Girls celebrated with homemade Ramen and lots and lots of sweets. Then as The Three Ramin Girls were celebrating, Vanessa was reading the newspaper, and she announces,
"Hey, the school year's almost over, we should get ready to go to the campsite!".
Then The Three Ramin Girls cheered together loudly.
"Lets get packing!" Vanessa yelled out.
Then, Kali yells out, "Lets call it Camp Ramin!".
Then the three girls agree on it and the camp was officially named Camp Ramin.
Now, the Ramin Girls are going to a campsite for the summer. As they're walking, they bump into Camp Ashley. Vanessa yelled out,
"Who the fuck are you?!".
Then Camp Ashley politely says, "Why, name is Ashley, and my camp is called Camp Ashley.".
Then Kimee whispers to Vanessa and Kali, "That sounds like bullshit!".
Then the three girls start giggling. Then, Kali wildly yells out,
Then, Camp Ashley starts crying and runs away. And that's when the two camps, Camp Ramin and Camp Ashley, become enemies.
Then the three girls head out to a nearby river. They set up their camp as three tents. Then, the three decided on what they were going to find. Vanessa said,
"I'll find animals that we can eat for dinner.".
Then Kimee said, "I'll look for firewood and plants to eat.".
Then Kali said, "I'll look for water.".
As Kali approached the river, she saw another camp. She looked at the flag, and it said, "Ashley". She grabbed the water and started screaming back towards the camp. Then, Kimee and Vanessa heard Kali's screaming and ran back to the camp as fast as they could. Then, when they both got back to the camp, they saw Kali panicking. The girls dropped what they were carrying while Kali told them that they needed a camp flag. So then, out of no where, Vanessa grabs a camp flag and sticks it in the middle of the camp. Then in her excitement, Kali started screaming and passed out.
A few hours later, Kali woke up. Kali started screaming and passed out again. Then, Kimee and Vanessa started making dinner. Once dinner was ready, Vanessa and Kimee grabbed two gallons of water and splashed them on Kali. Then she woke up and passed out again. Then Kimee and Vanessa both slapped her at the same time. Then they put a bowl of Ramen noodles next to her and started to eat dinner. A few minutes later, Kali woke up and started to eat dinner. Then, Vanessa said, "Looks like the slapping worked.".
Then Kali just sat there and didn't eat for the next hour. Then Vanessa and Kimee did the laundry while she just sat there. Three hours had passed and she didn't eat. Then, the two yelled out,
"If you're not going to eat, we're going to have to force feed you!".
Then they both yelled, "J.K(Just Kidding)." and the three started laughing.
Then, Kali gobbled up everything in the bowl. Then the three went to sleep in their tents.
When the three woke up, they made jam. Then the three set out for water first. Then flour, which they'd steal from Camp Ashley. Then Kali started to scream with excitement and ran across the river and ended up in Camp Ashley. But Camp Ashley was still sleeping. Kali looked around the camp, thinking everyone was up scouting. Then she pulled out a roll of duck tape that she'd hid and she duck-taped the all of the tents, not knowing that people were still sleeping inside them. Then when everything was duck-taped, she yelled out,
Then everybody woke up and they yelled, "Excuse us, but could you hel…"
"DUCK TAPE!" Kali yelled, interrupting them.
Then she said, "I can still hear you, which means I need more…DUCK TAPE!".
Then once she was done taping the tents, she searched through everyone's stuff. She found flour, milk, eggs, bread, water, cheese (which she threw away, since she knew that Vanessa hates cheese), a duck, a chicken, a cow, a lamb, a sheep, apples, bananas, oranges, grapes, pears, papayas, cabbage, carats, and she found a very odd thing. It was blue sapphire with black spikes coming out it and a skull on it. Then she headed back to camp with all the stuff. When she got back, Kimee had already made a log cabin and Vanessa made a Wi-Fi system. Then, Kali shouted in excitement of what she had found,
"Look guys, I found all the stuff! DUCK TAPE!".
Then Vanessa looks at the strange thing and says, "What's this?".
Then Kali said, "I don't know…DUCK TAPE!".
Then Kimee said, "Would you stop with the duck tape?! I've had quite of enough of it.".
Then Kali said, "NO! DUCK TAPE!".
Then Vanessa put the odd thing in her pocket and they all had breakfast. Then Kali told Vanessa and Kimee about what had happened, and she said,
"…And then I sealed everyone in their tents, using only…DUCK TAPE!".
"Really Kali?!" Vanessa and Kimee yelled out together.