When you're on so many pills

That you just can't pay the bills

When you're busting a side with a laugh

But a cry is splitting you in half

When you say you didn't inhale

But are worrying 'Who's going to pay the bail?'

When you honestly don't want to go jail

And you're worried that movie escape plan just might fail

Come call us lawyers

Franklin, Johnson, and Moyers

For when you're so super stoned

And you think your feet just moaned

And the mafia is at your door

Because the drugs, you just had to have more!

For when the shrooms were a bit too funky

For when you're starting to laugh like crazy at the toy monkey

Don't go down the River Lethe

All you need to do is have faith

In us wacky, fun-loving druggie-protecting lawyers

Franklin, Johnson and Moyers.

(Just some random stuff I came up with as I went along.)