|Queenie's Boy Trouble
Author: DoctorEyegy PM
This is a book I wrote back in 2002 when I was ten years old. I found it in the loft, and had to share it with the world. I have transcribed it verbatim, so all the spelling errors and inconsistencies are intact. This is a ten year old's attempt at creating a story in the style of Jacqueline Wilson, and it's bad. Very, very bad. Brace yourself.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 01-24-13 - Status: Complete - id: 3094977
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Chapter One: Discussion
I am so upset. The most handsome boy has just announced that he didn't like me even as friends. I went home crying. Saffron was waiting on my doorstep. "Why are you upset, Queenie?" she said. Saffron is my best friend and always wants to help me. "Um..." I said. I didn't want to tell her what happend. "It's that boy isn't it? Sebastian..." Saffron muttered. "No." I lied. "It is." responded Saffron. "NO IT ISN'T!" I yell furiously. "I know it is!" Saffron shouts. "No need to shout!" I yell. Me and Saffron go into my house. The heating was broken and none of the lights work, but it was home. We go into my room. I pick up a china doll and threw it against a picture of Sebastian. The doll smashed into tiny pieces and the picture of Sebastian fell to the floor. I flumped down into my inflatable chair. "You can't stay mad at him forever!" Saffron yells. "Sure I can" I reply. "I'm not going to school tomorrow!" I shout.