
A poem parody of a wanted ad for a villain looking for minions.
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 01-27-13 - Status: Complete - id: 3095990
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Minions
WANTED
Enthusiastic evil overlord
looking for
minions.
Must be able to
Sing
Dance
and Act SCARY.
Some experience with
Ray Guns
Freeze Rays
Giant Lasers
and Man-eating Sharks
would be
Preferable.
Please contact
Lord Darron the Dark
in the
Darkest Cave Lair
on the peak of
Mt. Urique.
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