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Minions
Author:
AG Stewart PM
A poem parody of a wanted ad for a villain looking for minions.
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 01-27-13 - Status: Complete - id: 3095990
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Minions

WANTED

Enthusiastic evil overlord

looking for

minions.

Must be able to

Sing

Dance

and Act SCARY.

Some experience with

Ray Guns

Freeze Rays

Giant Lasers

and Man-eating Sharks

would be

Preferable.

Please contact

Lord Darron the Dark

in the

Darkest Cave Lair

on the peak of

Mt. Urique.

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