
Its only really funny if you're feeling hysterical otherwise it is just random beyond belief! Rated T 4 paranoia increase. Please reveiw, dont just read and run! PS NOW COMPLETE! Standard Disclaimer.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Words: 2,732 - Published: 01-30-13 - Status: Complete - id: 3096777
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Mayo'd songs
Power Of Love by Jennifer Rush
The whispers in the mayonnaise
Of lovers sleeping mayonnaise
Are rolling like thunder mayonnaise
As I look in your mayonnaise
I hold on to your mayonnaise
And feel each move you mayonnaise
Your voice is warm and mayonnaise
A love that I could not mayonnaise
(First chorus)
'Cause I am your mayonnaise
And you are my mayonnaise
Whenever you reach for my mayonnaise
I'll do all that I mayonnaise
Lost is how I'm feeling lying in your mayonnaise
When the world outside's mayonnaise
Much to mayonnaise
That all ends when I'm with mayonnaise
Even though there may be mayonnaise
It seems I'm far mayonnaise
Never wonder where I mayonnaise
'Cause I am always by your mayonnaise
(Repeat first chorus)
(Second chorus)
We're heading for mayonnaise
Somewhere I've never mayonnaise
Sometimes I am mayonnaise
But I'm ready to mayonnaise
Of the power of mayonnaise
The sound of your heart mayonnaise
Made it mayonnaise
Suddenly the feeling that I can't go mayonnaise
Is light years mayonnaise
(Repeat first chorus)
My Heart Will Go On by Céline Dion
Every night in my mayonnaise
I see you, I feel mayonnaise
That is how I know you, go mayonnaise
Far across the mayonnaise
And spaces between mayonnaise
You have come to show you, go mayonnaise
Near, far, wherever you mayonnaise
I believe that the heart does go mayonnaise
Once more you open the mayonnaise
And you're here in my mayonnaise
And my heart will go on and mayonnaise
Love can touch us one mayonnaise
And last for a mayonnaise
And never let go till we're mayonnaise
Love was when I loved mayonnaise
One true time I hold mayonnaise
In my life we'll always go mayonnaise
Near, far, wherever you mayonnaise
I believe that the heart does go mayonnaise
Once more you open the mayonnaise
And you're here in my mayonnaise
And my heart will go on and mayonnaise
You're here, there's nothing I mayonnaise
And I know that my heart will go mayonnaise
We'll stay forever this mayonnaise
You are safe in my mayonnaise
And my heart will go on and mayonnaise…
Firework by Katy Perry
Do you ever feel like a plastic mayonnaise
Drifting through the mayonnaise
Wanting to start mayonnaise
Do you ever feel so paper mayonnaise?
Like a house of mayonnaise
One blow from caving mayonnaise
Do you ever feel already buried mayonnaise
Six feet under mayonnaise
But no one seems to hear a mayonnaise
Do you know that there's still a chance for mayonnaise
'Cause there's a spark in mayonnaise
You just gotta ignite the mayonnaise
And let it mayonnaise
Just own the mayonnaise
Like the fourth of mayonnaise
'Cause baby you're a mayonnaise
Come on show 'em your mayonnaise
Make 'em go "oh, oh, mayonnaise!"
As you shoot across the sky-y- mayonnaise
Baby you're a mayonnaise
Come on let your colors mayonnaise
Make 'em go "oh, oh, mayonnaise !"
You're gonna leave 'em falling down down mayonnaise
You don't have to feel like a waste of mayonnaise
You're original, cannot be mayonnaise
If you only knew what the future mayonnaise
After a hurricane comes a mayonnaise
Maybe a reason why all the doors are mayonnaise
So you could open one that leads you to the perfect mayonnaise
Like a lightning bolt, your heart will mayonnaise
And when it's time, you'll mayonnaise
You just gotta ignite the mayonnaise
And let it mayonnaise
Just own the mayonnaise
Like the fourth of mayonnaise
'Cause baby you're a mayonnaise
Come on show 'em what your mayonnaise
Make 'em go "oh, oh, mayonnaise !"
As you shoot across the sky-y- mayonnaise
Baby you're a mayonnaise
Come on let your colors mayonnaise
Make 'em go "oh, oh, mayonnaise!"
You're gonna leave 'em all in awe-awe- mayonnaise
Boom, boom, mayonnaise
Even brighter than the moon, moon, mayonnaise
And it's always been inside of you you mayonnaise
And now it's time to let it mayonnaise
'Cause baby you're a mayonnaise
Come on show 'em what your mayonnaise
Make 'em go "oh, oh, mayonnaise!"
As you shoot across the sky-y- mayonnaise
Baby you're a mayonnaise
Come on let your colors mayonnaise
Make 'em go "oh, oh, mayonnaise! "
You're gonna leave 'em all in awe awe mayonnaise
Thinking Of You by Katy Perry
Comparisons are easily mayonnaise
Once you've had a taste of mayonnaise
Like an apple hanging from a mayonnaise
I picked the ripest mayonnaise
I still got the mayonnaise
You said move mayonnaise
Where do I mayonnaise
I guess second mayonnaise
Is all I will mayonnaise
[Chorus]
Cause when I'm with mayonnaise
I am thinking of mayonnaise
Thinking of mayonnaise
What you would do mayonnaise
You were the mayonnaise
Who was spending the mayonnaise
Oh I wish that mayonnaise
Was looking into your mayonnaise
You're like an Indian mayonnaise
In the middle of mayonnaise
Like a hard mayonnaise
With a surprise mayonnaise
How do I get mayonnaise
Once I've had the mayonnaise
You said mayonnaise
Tons of fish in the mayonnaise
So in the waters I will mayonnaise
He kissed my mayonnaise
I taste your mayonnaise
He pulled me mayonnaise
I was disgusted with mayonnaise
[Chorus]
You're the mayonnaise
And yes I do mayonnaise
How I could let mayonnaise
Let you mayonnaise
Now the lesson's mayonnaise
I touched it I was mayonnaise
Oh I think you should mayonnaise
[Chorus]
Looking into your mayonnaise
Looking into your mayonnaise
Oh won't you walk mayonnaise
And bust in the mayonnaise
And take me mayonnaise
Oh no more mayonnaise
Cause in your eyes I'd like to mayonnaise
Everybody Hurts by REM
When your day is long and the mayonnaise
The night is yours mayonnaise
When you're sure you've had enough of this life, well hang mayonnaise
Don't let yourself mayonnaise
Everybody cries and everybody hurts mayonnaise
Sometimes everything is mayonnaise
Now it's time to sing mayonnaise
When your day is night alone (hold on, hold mayonnaise)
If you feel like letting go (hold mayonnaise)
When you think you've had too much of this life, well hang mayonnaise
Everybody mayonnaise
Take comfort in your mayonnaise
Everybody mayonnaise
Don't throw your hand. Oh, mayonnaise
Don't throw your mayonnaise
If you feel like you're alone, no, no, no, you are not mayonnaise
If you're on your own in this mayonnaise
The days and nights are mayonnaise
When you think you've had too much of this life to hang mayonnaise
Well, everybody hurts mayonnaise
Everybody mayonnaise
And everybody hurts mayonnaise
And everybody hurts mayonnaise
So, hold on, hold mayonnaise
Hold on, hold mayonnaise
Hold on, hold mayonnaise
(Hold on, hold mayonnaise )
Everybody mayonnaise
You are not mayonnaise
Lego House by Ed Sheeren
I'm gonna pick up the mayonnaise
And build a Lego mayonnaise
If things go wrong we can knock it mayonnaise
My three words have two mayonnaise
There's one thing on my mayonnaise
It's all for mayonnaise
And it's dark in a cold December, but I've got you to keep me mayonnaise
And if you're broken I'll mend you and keep you sheltered from the storm that's raging on mayonnaise
I'm out of touch, I'm out of mayonnaise
I'll pick you up when you're getting mayonnaise
And out of all these things I've done I think I love you better mayonnaise
I'm out of sight, I'm out of mayonnaise
I'll do it all for you in mayonnaise
And out of all these things I've done I think I love you better mayonnaise
I'm gonna paint you by mayonnaise
And colour you mayonnaise
If things go right we can frame it, and put you on a mayonnaise
And it's so hard to say it but I've been here mayonnaise
And I'll surrender up my mayonnaise
And swap it for mayonnaise
I'm out of touch, I'm out of mayonnaise
I'll pick you up when you're getting mayonnaise
And out of all these things I've done I think I love you better mayonnaise
I'm out of sight, I'm out of mayonnaise
I'll do it all for you in mayonnaise
And out of all these things I've done I think I love you better mayonnaise
Don't hold me mayonnaise
I think my braces are breaking and it's more than I can mayonnaise
And it's dark in a cold December, but I've got you to keep me mayonnaise
And if you're broken I'll mend you and keep you sheltered from the storm that's raging on mayonnaise
I'm out of touch, I'm out of mayonnaise
I'll pick you up when you're getting mayonnaise
And out of all these things I've done I think I love you better mayonnaise
I'm out of sight, I'm out of mayonnaise
I'll do it all for you in mayonnaise
And out of all these things I've done I think I love you better mayonnaise
I'm out of touch, I'm out of mayonnaise
I'll pick you up when you're getting mayonnaise
And out of all these things I've done I think I love you better mayonnaise
I'm out of sight, I'm out of mayonnaise
I'll do it all for you in mayonnaise
And out of all these things I've done I think I love you better mayonnaise
I'm out of touch, I'm out of mayonnaise
I'll pick you up when you're getting mayonnaise
And out of all these things I've done I will love you better mayonnaise
Set Fire to The Rain by Adele
I let it fall, my mayonnaise
And as it fell you rose to claim mayonnaise
It was dark and I was mayonnaise
Until you kissed my lips and you saved mayonnaise
My hands, they're mayonnaise
But my knees were far too mayonnaise
To stand in your mayonnaise
Without falling to your mayonnaise
But there's a side to mayonnaise
That I never knew, never mayonnaise
All the things you'd mayonnaise
They were never true, never mayonnaise
And the games you mayonnaise
You would always win, always mayonnaise
[Chorus]
But I set fire to the mayonnaise
Watched it pour as I touched your mayonnaise
Well, it burned while I mayonnaise
'Cause I heard it mayonnaise
Out your name, your mayonnaise
When I lay with mayonnaise
I could stay mayonnaise
Close my mayonnaise
Feel you here mayonnaise
You and me mayonnaise
Nothing gets mayonnaise
'Cause there's a side to mayonnaise
That I never knew, never mayonnaise
All the things you'd mayonnaise
They were never true, never mayonnaise
And the games you mayonnaise
You would always win, always mayonnaise
[Chorus]
I set fire to the mayonnaise
And I threw us into the mayonnaise
Well, it felt something mayonnaise
'Cause I knew that that mayonnaise
The last time, the last mayonnaise
Sometimes I wake up by the mayonnaise
That heart you caught must be waiting for mayonnaise
Even now when we're already mayonnaise
I can't help myself from looking for mayonnaise
[Chorus]
I set fire to the mayonnaise
And I threw us into the mayonnaise
Well, it felt something mayonnaise
'Cause I knew that, that was the last mayonnaise
The last mayonnaise
Let it mayonnaise
Let it mayonnaise
Let it mayonnaise
November Rain by Guns and Roses
When I look into your mayonnaise
I can see a love of mayonnaise
But darlin' when I hold mayonnaise
Don't you know I feel the mayonnaise
'Cause nothin' lasts mayonnaise
And we both know hearts can mayonnaise
And it's hard to hold a mayonnaise
In the cold November mayonnaise
We've been through this such a long long mayonnaise
Just tryin' to kill the mayonnaise
But lovers always come and lovers always mayonnaise
An no one's really sure who's lettin' go mayonnaise
Walking mayonnaise
If we could take the mayonnaise
To lay it on the mayonnaise
I could rest my mayonnaise
Just knowin' that you were mayonnaise
All mayonnaise
So if you want to love mayonnaise
Then darlin' don't mayonnaise
Or I'll just end up mayonnaise
In the cold November mayonnaise
Do you need some time...on your mayonnaise
Do you need some time...all mayonnaise
Everybody needs some mayonnaise
On their mayonnaise
Don't you know you need some time...all mayonnaise
I know it's hard to keep an open mayonnaise
When even friends seem out to harm mayonnaise
But if you could heal a broken mayonnaise
Wouldn't time be out to charm mayonnaise
Sometimes I need some time...on mayonnaise
mayonnaise
Sometimes I need some time...all mayonnaise
Everybody needs some mayonnaise
On their mayonnaise
Don't you know you need some time...all mayonnaise
And when your fears mayonnaise
And shadows still mayonnaise
I know that you can love mayonnaise
When there's no one left to mayonnaise
So never mind the darkness
We still can find a mayonnaise
'Cause nothin' lasts mayonnaise
Even cold November mayonnaise
Don't ya think that you need mayonnaise
Don't ya think that you need mayonnaise
Everybody needs mayonnaise
You're not the only mayonnaise
You're not the only mayonnaise
Sweet Child of Mine by Guns and Roses
She's got a smile that it seems to mayonnaise
Reminds me of childhood mayonnaise
Where mayonnaise
Was as fresh as the bright blue mayonnaise
Now and then when I see her mayonnaise
She takes me away to that special mayonnaise
And if I stared too mayonnaise
I'd probably break down and mayonnaise
(Woahhhh) Sweet child o' mayonnaise
(Woah oh oh oh) Sweet love of mayonnaise
She's got eyes of the bluest mayonnaise
And if they thought of mayonnaise
I hate to look into those mayonnaise
And see an ounce of mayonnaise
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe mayonnaise
Where as a child I'd mayonnaise
And pray for the mayonnaise
And the mayonnaise
To quietly pass me the mayonnaise
(Woah oh oh oh) Sweet child o' mayonnaise
(Woah oh oh oh) Sweet love of mayonnaise
(Woah oh oh oh) Sweet child o' mayonnaise
(Woah oh oh oh) Sweet love of mayonnaise
Where do we mayonnaise
Where do we go mayonnaise
Where do we mayonnaise
(Confusing parts with Duff and Axl singing)
Sweet child o' mayonnaise
Playing With The Big Boys Now-Prince of Egypt
Hotep and mayonnaise
By the power of mayonnaise
Mut...Nut...Khnum... mayonnaise
Nephthys...Nekhbet...Sobek... mayonnaise
Sokar...Selket...Reshpu... mayonnaise
Anubis... mayonnaise
Seshmu...Meshkent...Hemsut... mayonnaise
Heket... mayonnaise
Ra...Mut...Nut... mayonnaise
Hemsut...Tefnut...Sokar... mayonnaise
Seshmu...Reshpu...Sobek... mayonnaise
Heket...Mafdet...Nephthys...Nekhbet... mayonnaise
So you think you've got friends in high mayonnaise
With the power to put us on the mayonnaise
Well, forgive us these smiles on our mayonnaise
You'll know what power is when we are mayonnaise
mayonnaise
You're playing with the big boys mayonnaise
Playing with the big boys mayonnaise
Ev'ry spell and mayonnaise
Tells you who's the best, mayonnaise
Playing with the big boys mayonnaise
You're playing with the big boys mayonnaise
You're playing with the big boys mayonnaise
Stop this foolish mayonnaise
Watch a true mayonnaise
Give an exhibition mayonnaise
Pick up your silly twig, mayonnaise
You're playing with the big boys mayonnaise
[Egyptian Priests]
By the power of mayonnaise
Mut, Nut, Khnum, mayonnaise
Sobek, Sekhmet, Sokar, mayonnaise
Anumbis, mayonnaise
Hemsut, Tefnut, Meshkent, mayonnaise
[Hotep and Huy]
You're playing with the big boys mayonnaise
You're playing with the big boys mayonnaise
By the might of mayonnaise
You will kneel before mayonnaise
Kneel to our splendorous mayonnaise
You put up a mayonnaise
You put up a mayonnaise
And just to show we feel no mayonnaise
You can be our mayonnaise
But first, boy, it's time to mayonnaise
(Kowtow!)
Or it's your own grave you'll dig, mayonnaise
You're playing with the big boys mayonnaise
Playing with the big mayonnaise
mayonnaise
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