|Hayden and Diamond
Author: AmicusLight35 PM
Co-Written with Galaxina-The-Seedrian. Hayden and Diamond are two normal kids that live with their sister, Asphodel, on a small house in a city called Crown-Town, but when they buy the S.O.L book from Mac's Macguffin store, they'll enjoy their normal lifes while also completing the book step by step.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,474 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 05-23-13 - Published: 02-03-13 - id: 3097991
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Dreizler's House, Hayden and Diamond's Room 7:00 p.m.
Hayden and Diamond arrived on their room wearing a red kerchief on their heads and their usual clothes, but in black. As the yawned, they went walking to behind their folding screens that were close to their closets. After the two grabbed the nightwear they had on their beds, they expanded their folding screens so that they had privacy while they started to change to their nightwear.
"Huh, that slumber party left me exhausted." sighed Hayden, changing to his nightwear.
"I know right?" said Diamond, also changing to her nightwear. "Who knew a boys and girls ninja slumber party would take a lot more energy than a normal girl slumber party?"
After the two changed, they opened their folding screens and came out with their night wear. Hayden was wearing a Long sleeved light blue shirt with a picture of a star in the center, a matching nightcap and black shorts, while Diamond was wearing a sleeveless green shirt with purple pants.
"Goodnight, Diamond." greeted Hayden as he got on his bed.
"Same for you, Hayden." greeted Diamond back as she also got on her bed.
Reaching for the lamp, Hayden turned it off as he and Diamond toked themselves and went to sleep. Before they could fall asleep, however, they loudly heard from the outside a dogs howl, causing the two to wake up immediately.
"Did you heard that, Diamond?" asked Hayden.
"Yeah." answered Diamond, untoking herself. "It sounds like a howl."
Hayden turned on the lamp as he untoked himself and got out of his bed as soon as Diamond. The two looked outside their window to see the house of Lucy next door, where Diamond tought the howl was coming from.
"Hey, it might be Lucy's dog." said Diamond. "Hey Lucy! Keep your dog quiet! We're trying to sleep here!"
"Diamond." interrupted Hayden, getting Diamond's attention. "Lucy has no dog."
"But if she has no dog then where is the howl coming from?" asked Diamond.
The siblings heard the howl again and then looked down, where they saw a stray dog howling in the Dreizler's Backyard.
"I'll go get the steak." said Hayden in a deadpan tone as he left the room.
Hayden returned with a piece of steak from the fridge downstairs and gave it to Diamond, who threw it to the stray dog. The dog, seeing the steak, quickly grabbed it and left running somewhere else.
"There, problem solved." said Diamond. "Let's go back to sleep."
Hayden and Diamond went back to their beds, toked themselves, Hayden turned off the lamp and the two then started to fall asleep. They woke up again once they heard a loud noise again, this time coming from the first floor.
"Hey, the noise is now coming from downstairs." said Hayden, turning on the lamp again. "Let's go check it out."
Hayden and Diamond got off their beds and went to the closet, where they took out a flashlight and turned it on before they left their room. They walked slowly and carefully pointed their flashlights on the floor until they could find the stairs.
After they found them, they went downstairs as the sound got louder and the two pointed their flashlights at a wall near the kitchen, where a shadow image of a person with its arms raised was seen as it went further into the kitchen.
"Man, that image looks awfully like that of a zombie's." said Diamond, her eyes widening once she tought about it a bit. "Do you think a zombie's in the kitchen?"
"I don't think that's it, Diamond." answered Hayden. "Let's go."
Hayden and Diamond went behind a wall close to the kitchen and took out their heads to see what went inside. Once the two took their heads to see what was making the noise they saw... Asphodel wearing a white hat, black shirt, white jacket, white pants and brown shoes as she opened the fridge, took out a cup of water and started to drink it while sleepwalking.
"Huh, it's only Asphodel sleepwalking." said Hayden. "Let's go back to sleep."
Suddenly, everything went dark as Diamond screamed in fear while Hayden tried to calm her down. A light turned on in the ceiling as Asphodel started to dance a song called "Dancing till ya sleep". While she did that, Hayden was seeing with a look of disgust while Diamond had a look of odd amusement.
Shake, Shake, Shake
Shake, Shake, Shake
Shake, Shake, Shake
1, 2, 3 GO!
We don't care if our eyes
To the floor from shakin'.
Ran out of electric lights
Keep self awakin'.
Don't know what it is I'm sayin'
Every night's the same
We stand on the broken dance floor
And dance the night away.
So dance till ya sleep!
"This is painful, very painful." said Hayden in the middle of the song. "I should wake her up."
"No, wait, don't do it yet." said Diamond, stopping Hayden. "Let's see what happens."
On the floor or on your bed
On your back or on your head
Even right before you're dead
Dance till ya sleep!
Till then bust a move again
Darling, it's no stupid sin
We're just living life my friend
Come on, dance
Till you sleep
Shake, Shake, Shake
Shake, Shake, Shake
Shake, Shake, Shake
1, 2, 3 GO~!
After the song finished, Asphodel, still sleepwalking, did a backflip and then pointed at the sky, shouting a loud "WOO!". After all of that, Diamond felled to the ground, laughing hysterically, while Hayden walked to Asphodel.
"Asphodel." called Hayden, waking up Asphodel.
"Oh, wha, who?" asked Asphodel, confused. "What time is it?"
"It's at least 7:04 p.m." answered Hayden. "We woke up when you were coming here, 'sleepwalking'."
"How strange, I tought I had solved that problem 6 years ago." said Asphodel. "Well, sorry for waking you up. I'll go back to my room."
With that last word, Hayden and Asphodel leave the kitchen and go to the stairs, but while Asphodel went upstairs back to her room, Hayden went back to the entrance of the kitchen and grabbed and dragged the still-laughing-hysterically Diamond back to their room.
Back at Hayden and Diamond's Room
After dragging Diamond trough the stairs to their room, Hayden grabbed Diamond by the arms, helped her get up and then slapped her in the face, causing her to stop laughing like mad.
"Thanks." greeted Diamond, brushing her hand on the cheek Hayden slapped. "When I see something as funny as Asphodel dancing like that, I can't stop laughing."
"Let's just go to sleep already." said Hayden.
So, After finally having taken care of the noise, the two siblings go back to their beds and Hayden turns off the lamp without greeting goodnight to Diamond. The two toked themselves and then fell asleep.
3 hours later
Hayden and Diamond were sleeping with a stuffed animal with them, a bear for Hayden and a unicorn for Diamond. The two, once again, woke up after hearing construction noises outside.
"Oh come on!" yelled Diamond, angrier then before. "You just HAVE to be kidding me!"
After Hayden turned on the lamp for the third time, Diamond turned around and checked the alarm clock.
"Hayden, did you adjusted the alarm clock to ring at 10 p.m. by mistake?" asked Diamond.
"No." answered Hayden. "And besides, those sound more like construction sounds, not like a normal ring from an alarm clock."
After thinking about what Hayden said, both Hayden and Diamond's eyes widened as the two got off their beds, put their stuffed animals on their pillows, took out their flashlights again and then left their room, went downstairs and then left their house trough the main door.
Crown-Town, Sanford Street 10:12 p.m.
Hayden and Diamond turned on their flashlights as they started to follow the construction noise. As they progressed, they saw that the noise was coming from Lucy's house.
"It's coming from Lucy's house?" asked Hayden. "Let's go."
"What are we gonna do?" asked Diamond.
"Simple, we'll tell whoever's making that noise to be quiet and then we'll go to our beds to finally end this episode." answered Hayden.
As soon as Hayden finished, he and Diamond collided with a 'wall' made of organized tools, wich collapsed once the two hit the ground. After the wall collapsed, the two saw that Lucy was using a screw driver on a machine nearby, causing the noise.
"Lucy?" asked Hayden. "She's the one making the noise?"
After Hayden and Diamond got up and bruised off the earth, they started to walk towards Lucy. but while Diamond continued to walk towards Lucy, Hayden stopped once he noticed something about her, her eyes were closed.
As Diamond arrived with Lucy and fruitlessly tried to wake her up, Lucy finished building her Pie-slinging machine and then turned it on by pressing a red button, all while Diamond didn't notice that Lucy was fast asleep. As Lucy left and went to somewhere else, Diamond went back to Hayden, a "ring" sound was heard from the machine as it took out three mechanical hands, each holding a pie.
"The machine is aiming at... Rodney's house!" said Hayden, seeing where the pie-slinging machine was aiming at. "Diamond, catch the pies, I'll try to shut this thing down."
"Ok!" agreed Diamond.
Diamond and Hayden went running separate ways, Hayden went to the machine while Diamond went to the bushes in front of the machine. As Hayden searched for either a switch or another button to turn off the machine, the machine started to throw the pies at Rodney's house, Diamond reacting and jumping and catching the pies one by one.
After another ring was heard, the machine took another four mechanical arms holding pies and throwed the pies, Diamond once again catching them. After about a repeat or two, Hayden finally founded a switch and pulled it, turning off the machine.
"Did you turned it off yet?" asked Diamond, coming out of the bushes.
Just as sudden, Diamond was hit in the face by a pie and felled to the ground. Once she got up and Hayden was running to her, the pie felled off her face, revealing her face filled with a white filling.
"Diamond, are you alright?" asked Hayden once he caught up to her.
"Mmmm, cream." muttered Diamond, tasting the white filling on her face. "Yeah, I'm fine."
Once the two heard the construction noise again, they started to follow the noise to the backyard of the Wayne's House. But not before Diamond went back to the bushes, grabbed the pie that hit her in the face and went running back to Hayden.
Lucy was at the backyard, finishing building a another machine, a ball-like robot with a propeller on the top. Once the "ballbot" activated, it took out two arms with black markers for hands and started to fly to the dreizler's house while Lucy wandered aimlessly trough the yard.
"It's going to our house!" obviously stated Hayden. "Let's go!"
As they started to run, Hayden stopped Diamond to tell her something.
"Diamond, leave the pie here." said Hayden.
"What? Why?" asked Diamond, eating a bit of her pie.
"Asphodel has a very good sense of smell." "If you bring that to the room, she might wake up for sure."
"Are you sure we need to do this?" asked Diamond.
"Diamond, leave the pie on the ground."
"But Hayden-" said Diamond before being interrupted.
Walking to Diamond face to face, Hayden's look changes from his normal one to an annoyed one and as he started to talk, Diamond started to sweat nervously and scared as Hayden spoke in a low, creepy tone.
"Leave. The pie. On the ground." Interrupted Hayden.
Knowing Hayden was serious about it, Diamond slowly put her pie on the ground and got up just as slowly. Hayden and Diamond, after Hayden stepped back a bit, started to run to their house to Asphodel's Room.
Dreizler's House, Asphodel's Room
Both the siblings and the "ballbot" arrived at Asphodel's room, the "ballbot" arrived trough the window while Hayden and Diamond arrived by the door. as the "ballbot" started to fly towards the sound-asleep Asphodel, both Hayden and Diamond knew instantly what it was going to do.
"Oh no! If it face-draws Asphodel, when she wakes up, she'll explode in rage!" quietly exclaimed Diamond.
Hayden and Diamond jumped to cover the sound-asleep Asphodel. Hayden and Diamond collided with the "Ballbot", ending with them getting their faces drawn. As they felled on the ground and the "Ballbot" turned around, started to fly towards the siblings before Diamond punched a big red button in front of it, causing it to shut down.
"Well, another robot down." said Diamond.
"But we still have another problem to take care of." said Hayden. "Let's go, I think I can hear the construction sounds from
After the two got up, Hayden and Diamond jumped out of the window... for no reason at all. Before Hayden could ask Diamond why they jumped out of the window instead of using the stairs, the two hit the ground face-first and got up feeling dizzy.
The construction sounds were heard from the backyard of Lucy's House once again and Hayden and Diamond went running to the backyard again. When they arrived, Lucy had finished building a water-dunking machine and was starting to walk away from it.
"Okay, plot out." said Hayden, having had enough. "How is it even possible for Lucy to finish, let alone build, all these pranking machines so fast?"
"Maybe she's a SleepPranker?" suggested Diamond.
"Sleepwalker, Diamond." corrected Hayden.
"Hayden, I believe my version is more accurate if we're talking about Lucy." said Diamond.
"Anyway, I think I know how we'll wake up Lucy now." said Hayden, looking at the contraption. "Diamond, you make sure Lucy doesn't go to far away and I'll go to the water-dunking machine."
"What are you gonna do?" asked Diamond.
"You'll see, Diamond." answered Hayden.
The siblings went their separate ways, Diamond got to the fast asleep Lucy, grabbed her by the arms and turned her around to see at the water-dunking machine, where Hayden was searching for something to turn it on.
After seeing a big red button that had written "Press" on it, Hayden pressed the button and two mechanical hands came out of it and went to and grabbed the fast asleep Lucy. Releasing Lucy, Diamond watched as the mechanical hands guided Lucy to a tub filled with water close to the machine and released her, making her fall.
"That should do the job." said Hayden, walking to the tub.
When Diamond got to Hayden's side, the two waited for Lucy to wake up and get out of the tub. After a while, Lucy, now awake, jumped out of the tub shivering. Once she set a foot on the ground, Lucy got on all four and shaked off the cold water from her, launching it to Hayden and Diamond before getting up.
"C-C-C-Cold." said Lucy, shivering. "That water, was too c-c-cold."
"Hi Lucy." greeted Diamond.
"What are you two doing here?!" asked Lucy angry. "Don't you know it's pretty late in the night?!"
"Says it the one that sleepwalked during this entire episode." said Hayden, crossing his arms.
"Sleepwalking? What are you-" asked Lucy. "Oh wait, I think I know what you mean."
"Well, what's your excuse?" asked Diamond, also crossing her arms. "Why were you 'sleeppranking'
"Look, when my family sleepwalks, they usually do what they love to do in the day." answered Lucy. "It just so happens that, when I'm sleepwalking, I do pranks all night long until something wakes up."
"And those machines?" asked Hayden.
"You'll be surprised at the stuff you can do if you have no idea what you're doing." answered Lucy.
"Well, if there won't be any more noise and we got rid of all the machines, then I guess we can all go to sleep now." said Hayden.
"Yep, now you can sleep peacefully." said Lucy. "It's not like there's another hidden somewhere only I know."
After saying that, the three kids greeted goodbye and returned to their houses.
Hayden and Diamond's Room
Having finished taking care of the sleeppranking Lucy, Hayden and Diamond returned to their room, jumped to their beds, toked themselves and greeted each other good night as Hayden turned off the lamp.