Title:
Wonderland Tales And Secrets

Written By:
Hisa-Ai

The Mad Hatter made a pass at me―

"Happy umpteenth unBirthday."―

As the Cheshire Cat grinned devilishly and

Tossed nonsense wisdom at me―

"Up isn't up if you think it's down."―

And the White Rabbit sped off to please his queen―

"So very, very late!"―

But the queen herself threw quite the fit―

"Off with her head!"―

While the King stood there with his head in his hands―

"But dear!"―

And the guards were quite distracted

By my pretty words

And the tales I spun for them

Of this wonderland they never got to explore.