Theme: Acrostic
Rating: T
Beta: Unbeta'd
Word Count: 86
Prompt #: 24

WILKINSON

What's wrong with it?

I don't like it, that's what's wrong with it.

Look again my love. It's soft, sexy and sophisticated.

Kiss my ass, my love. It's the farthest thing from sexy there is.

It's suave and makes me look mysterious, honey.

No way in hell that makes you look mysterious, so just shut up and DO IT!

Shave this beautiful manly masterpiece? No fucking way!

Okay. You no shave face, I no shave kitty.

Never did really like a beard anyway. Where's my razor?