Fit For A King, Part 1

A Zodiac 13 Fiction

*Kasai*

"There's no possibility, is there?"

"Of course, there's a fifty-fifty chance she likes him back."

"But do you think he'll ever have the courage to say the three words?"

"Nope. It'll probably be her if she feels the same way."

"Only a fifty-fifty chance, though."

"I know. They're best friends."

"What..." I just stood there, aghast by what I was hearing. Then I turned to the projector.

Of course.

They were talking about Kumo and Kiseki. But they're backtalking them.

"Kasai? What are you doing?"

I turned and saw Shi, my best friend, just standing there behind me, arms covering a book or...something.

"Look." I pointed to the room, and she peeked in. I told her the story of how I went to unlock it, and when I did, the room had entirely changed. It was now the Confessions Club.

"No way..." Shi murmured.

The rest of our thirteen-person club came passing into the hall, Umi and Taki at the front, Hana lingering slightly behind them, saddened by the fact she wasn't at the front, but happy she was beside Soyokaze, and sneaked a few peeks at him. Ame and Yume just walked silently. A little strange, but I can deal with it. Yuki and Chikyuu at the back, happily chatting away, just like Kumo and Kiseki, and...

Wait, Kumo and Kiseki?!

Now we can't go in there!

Shi took her hands and simply cupped them around her mouth, shouting, "Sensei! Someone stole our club room!"

The club members came dashing out of the room. "Shoot!" the angry-faced one cursed.

"I told you this would happen," whispered the one who looked like she was about to cry.

"But luckily, we left our facts on the screen!" replied the one with a grin so funny-looking I was laughing my head off.

Inside.

I was trying to hold it inside, but Shi just stared at me with that Seriously? look on her face. No, scratch that. Her usual expression.

"Who are you?!" Umi shouted at the three girls. I quickly noticed how identical they looked.

Ah, got it.

The one about to cry had that silver hair Kumo had.

The one cursing looked (and acted) like a female version of me.

And the one with blue hair and that stooopid grin looked like either a girl version of Taki or a shorter haired Umi, give or take. She had that curl thing swooping up.

What was really strange, was the silver hair one started talking a bit loudly, still looking sad, my condolences overwhelming me. "I'm Kiku, she's Shika, she's Tamu..." she said. Tamu was grin-grin, Shika curser, and Kiku tears-coming-soon, huh?

Shika gave a dopey smile like Tamu's. "DUH!" she shouted. "Oh, and by the way, Shima-sensei gave us this club room."

"But we've had it since the second day of seventh grade," Taki replied.

"Interesting, but now we're going to need to interview you guys," Shika grumbled, but loud enough everyone could hear. "Kiku, clean!"

"Got it," Kiku whispered, taking a duster and dashed into the room, slamming the door before anyone could say "Diddly-doo."

Within seconds, she came out. "This is very important," Tamu giggled, giving I'm-happy-for-you glares at Kumo. "I'd like to start with gossiping Umi Hoshino, creator of this bizarre rumor we're clearing up."

Umi just happily ran into the club room, and I could hear her scream, "Club room! I missed you!" even though we were in there less than an hour ago.

"Kiku-chan? Kiku-chan! Kiku-chan...?" I turned and saw a saddened girl who just didn't look like she wanted to be here, with long black hair seriously reminding me of Kiseki's.

"Um, who are you?" I asked. I suddenly felt super stupid.

"Kiseki Hoshino, why do you ask?" the woman replied.

Kiseki Hoshino? That doesn't mean...

Just before I could finish my thought, we were brought to sparkly world.

That's right, my least favourite place to be.

But I ignored how blinding the colour around us was and following New Kiseki.

The Original Kiseki went and asked where we were going, and New Kiseki replied with a nod of "You'll find out soon."

We appeared in cake world.

Yume began to devour each and every oversized piece, only to discover it was Styrofoam. "Aaaaawww..."

That's where New Kiseki began to explain some super disappointing stuff. "Unfortunately, I don't know how we got here or what happened." I looked down at myself. I was crystal clear. "Anyway, the Zodiac King – Scorpio – got lured here by Taurus. We're here to find where Gemini I, as she is the key to saving him."

"HIIIIIIII!" Cancer shouted. She was Yume's Zodiac Spirit. "How are you, milady?"

"I'm doing fine," New Kiseki replied.

"Cancer-chan!" Yume shouted, and hugged her dear Zodiac Spirit like it's been years since she last saw her, when, in fact, it was 5 minutes.

"Yume-chan! Libra-kun is GONE!" Cancer shouted, crying crystalline tears.

Then, as soon as Yume yelled, "What?!" I saw Ame vanish.

"AME!" I screamed dearly.

"Ame!" Yume turned her head to the oversized teardrop symbol Ame was replaced by.

"Ki-chan, we might want to escape soon." A silver haired boy with the hairstyle Kumo had when he was seven appeared. He wore a sweater which seemed like something Kumo would like. Minus the fact that it had paint splatters all over it. He also wore baggy(ish) pants. "Ah!" He looked at me. "You might want to turn."

I did as he told me to and saw Yume had disappeared, and Umi replaced her, along with a swirly.

What was happening?

A/N: And yet again, I have an older one-shot! Originally this was planned to be altogether but now I'm throwing it into parts! YAY! But since this makes more sense before Old VS New, I'll put it before, even though I uploaded OVN first.