So...my poem about wearing shoes to loos starts here. XP

I wore a shoe to the loo

And suddenly went, moo moo moo!

"Come to a halt!"

But this never stopped.

I added some salt

And I then could opt

I threw my shoe

And flung my shoe

Into dung it went.

I remained cool

Walked to the pool of poo

Picked up my shoe!

Kicked my shoe!

Licked my shoe!

Ugh, it tasted bad indeed.

I leapt to my shoe rack

Quickly kept my shoe

Under view.