Author: Gemstone13 PM
Originally a poem. A evil cat named Coral takes over the world. In a musical! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 03-01-13 - id: 3105179
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*Curtains are pulled back*
Martha (a woman in her late twenties): So, this is how it ends, eh? The world taken over by a cat... Nice.
Lulu (a woman who just turned 30): Yep.
Martha: I mostly pictured astroids hitting earth, or zombies attacking, but never a cat taking over.
Lulu: *Slurps coffee* Uh-huh.
Random cat: *Kicks down door* Bow down, weak humans!
Martha: Awww! Looks like someone needs kitty food and a nice bowl of milk!
Cat: *Sits down* Why yes! Thank you! I'll take tuna flavored food please!
Lulu: *Looks at cat over mug* So... Drink coffee?
Lulu: That's nice... Well, I'm going to Luigi's Pizza! BRB!
Cat: Alrighty then! Nice meeting you! *Waves buh-bye*
Martha: *Re-enters* Here ya go- Hey, where'd Lulu go?
Cat: *Pulls out cat shaped weapon* Alright lady! Drop the food n' milk like it's hot!
Martha: *Drops it like it's hot*
Cat: *Facepalm* Not the dance! The food! Put it on the ground, idiot! I can't eat while my food is floating!
Martha: *stops dancing* Oh... Well, why didn't you say so silly?! *Puts bowl on the floor* *continues dancing*
Cat: *Leaves, then blows up StarBucks* I swear... *Hops into cat shaped tank*
Director: Hey! Blowing up StarBucks wasn't in the script!
Cat: I knooooow. *Blows up director, AKA WaterLover13*
WaterLover13: Owie... I got a boo-boo.