MY Sandwich Rap

Ok um I was inspired by this YouTube video, so yapp.

Turkey

Lettuce

Ham

And cheese

Don't forget the mayo please.

I don't like any PB & j

Just don't forget the ketchup okay

I don't want a blamich

I want a damn sandwich

I don't want any nacho cheese

Just give me a sandwich please

BLT's make me say '' Oh baby please"

I prefer one with soda on the side

So give me one with lots of ketchup and fries

Face it man I'm the cool guy

So take your stupid hotdog and DIE!

I'm just a vampire that goes bump at the night

Give me a sandwich and I'll take a bite

Cheese

Pickles

And relish

Oops I just became very wet-ish

I'll take one from the homeless

And mice

You don't want to see me without one

Because I'm not very nice

I wanna a sandwich

Not a sammich

Pickles

Lettuce

Tomatoes

And bread

Grab some salami

Yeah that's what I said

Don't forget the mayonnaise

I'm about to slap a hoe

Shell never stops bitchin

I eat my sandwich

But not in the kitchen

Make me a sandwich

Before your sister goes missing

Smuckers isn't my spread

I only eat it if its wonder bread

It's a wonder that your heard what I'm saying

So get in the kitchen

You know I'm not playing

Sometimes I don't even care if it's on a cinnamon stick

I need a sandwich

My poor tummy

I don't want an ice cream sandwich

I think I'll be on my way O_O

Tell me what you think in a review please! Or don't whatever.