|How to eat crawfish
Author: colorstain PM
How to eat crawfish 2 different ways on Chinese new years...Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Words: 205 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 03-10-13 - Status: Complete - id: 3107604
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Here is a true story...
That happened to me in an actual restaurant called Tokyo on Chinese New Years...
"Akka I'll try it if you do," my little brother Keshav said.
"Fine." I said serving a crawfish to both me and him. Well here goes nothing eh? My brother and I went back to our table.
"Hey dad can you show me how to eat crawfish?"
"Yeah pass it here." I gave him the crawfish and did this:
steps for eating crawfish. exactly as my dad did:
1. hold down with chop sticks
2. stab with knife
3. Keep stabbing repeatedly
4. It flies off your plate
5. To under your chair
"Dad can you help me too." my brother asked.
Steps for eating second crawfish exactly as my dad did:
1. Rip off limbs
2. hold with chopsticks
3. split with knife
4. pull out meat part
5. eat it
Needless to say mine was killed for no reason since it was left under the table. Rest in peace little crawfish. May no one else bother you!
That really did actually happen to me. Yeah it was this year but a pretty long time ago. still I say rest in peace little crawfish.