Copyright 2001

My Career Choice

If I could fly
I'd wonder why
I had to fly with pigs

If I starved my body
To make my waist tiny
I'd wonder why my limbs look like twigs

Or if I tried to be a genius
Put my mind to all these tests
No question, I'd get a headache

Or if I tried to be a star-
Could I really go that far?
Oh, no. Not that, for heaven's sake

A runner up Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears
No, my voice makes my eyes tear
But I won't rule out the possibility

Why does success begin with suck
And that yucca stuff begins with yuck?
Girls who have problems are still called Felicity

Never mind. I think I'll be a bum.