Omelet?

Disclaimer: Don't own my friends.

Required: A very twisted imagination. The more twisted, the better the fic.

Required: Must read the WHOLE fic or you won't get it.

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Dan stumbled out of bed, late in the morning. Actually, it was pretty early but hardly anyone was left in the Beyond, due to missions.

He threw on some clothes and walked blindly to the kitchen. However, the door was closed.

A strange scent reached his magickal sense and he reached for the doorknob. Voices stopped him.

Voices that came inside from the kitchen.

"Damnit Tobias, can't you get it right?"

The spikey-haired youth blinked. What was Tobias and Tracy doing…in the kitchen…?

"Wasn't it good enough last time," Tobias's voice was heard.

"Way too soft," was the reply.

"Well, I'm sorry to hear that. Want me to try it again?"

Dan blinked several times. No couldn't be…or could it? In the kitchen? Now that was just sick.

His hand reached for the doorknob but the metal object glowed faintly as it neared. The damned thing was enchanted!

"Are you sure no one will walk in on us?"

"Sure, I enchanted the door," came Tracy's voice, wearily. "Now please, will you get it on already?"

"How do you want it?"

"Harder."

A nosebleed sprouted from Dan's nose. WHAT the HELL was going on? The back of his mind fumbled for a lock breaking counter spell.

"Harder? How exactly can I make it harder?"

"I dunno. You're the one who's doing it."

DAMN. What was the spell again!?!?!

"How does it taste now?"

"Hold on a sec."

A ha!

"Elem shardish, unlock." However, Tracy must have been quite serious because beads of sweat began pouring down from Dan's forehead as he preformed the spell. She was getting powerful.

"Well? How is it almight queen?"

"Hmmm…not bad…"

Dan snapped the lock enchantment and barged in. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!"

Tracy blinked.

Tobias blinked.

Dan blinked.

Tobias was standing in front of the stove with crossed arms. He stared at Dan.

Tracy was poking something that looked like eggs with a fork.

An omelet.

"Uhh…" Tobias said slowly," I made an omelet."

Dan blinked several times. He felt Tracy watching him with wide eyes.

"Oniisan?"

"Yeah?"

"How did you break the enchantment?"

Dan sweatdropped. "A counter spell."

"To see Tobias make an omelet?"

There was silence as Dan tried to explain. "See…I thought you guys were umm…uhh…in the kitchen…"

Tobias raised an eyebrow. "So deep down, you ARE a pervert…"

"Shut up," Dan muttered as he back out of the kitchen rather fast.

Tobias turned to Tracy with an raised eyebrow. "So? Do you like it? That damn bet. I can't I actually have to do this."

Tracy grinned. "Perfect. After about, like what? Ten tries?"

"Oh shut up." He raised another eyebrow. "You know that thing Dan said? It's not that of a bad idea…"

"Lock up that twisted imagination of yours Tobias and make me another omelet."

"WHAT!?! NANI!??! ANOTHER ONE?!?!"

~owari~