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Hi I am Sar Chan if you don't know me I my kind of new I have wrote one story it is a
card captors it's called The Dream.

Well one day this duck walks into this bar and asks the bar tender

Do you have any duck food? and the bar tender says No so the duck walks

out of the bar all sad. So the next day the duck walks into the bar

again and asks Do you have any duck food? he says No so the duck walks

out all sad looking. So the next day the duck walks into the bar again

and asks Do you have any duck food? (and already the duck has came in

about six time already) and the bar tender yells NO! then the bar

tender says if you ask one more time I am going to nail your feet to

the floor and so the duck goes out crying this time. So the next day

the duck goes into the bar again and ask the bar tender Do you have any

nails? and the bar tender says No then the duck ask well ok then Do you

have any duck food?

One day in a court room there is this duck and the judge asks What is

your name? and the duck said Quack the judge says ok What did you do

wrong? the duck answer I blow Bubbles in the pond. Ok don't blow

bubbles in the pond the judge says. The next day there was two duck in

the court room he asks the first duck What is your name? the duck says

Quack Quack Ok the judge asked What did you do? the duck said I blow

Bubbles in the Pond. Ok don't blow Bubbles in the pond he said. Then

the judge asks let me guess your name is Quack Quack Quack to the

duck. Then the duck answer No my name is Bubbles

One day this blonde walks in to a store and asks and store person can I have that TV and

the store person said oh I’m sorry we don’t serve blondes so the blonde walks out. Then

that day she dyed her hair brown and came in the next day and asked can I have that TV

then he said we don’t serve blondes so she walked out. Then that day she shaved her head

bald so the next day she came back to the store and asked can I buy that TV and he said

we don’t servee blondes here finally the blonde said I don’t get it I dyed my hair and I

even shaved it all off why won’t you sell me this TV. Then the store person said for one

thing that is a Microwave not a TV

What is a Blonde called in a freezer? Frosted Flake

What has two ears, four feet, and tells time? A Watch Dog

What goes Ha Ha Ha then Plop? Someone laughing his head off

What is black and white and read all over? a Newpaper

What has stirpes and black and white and has 16 wheels? a Zebra on skates

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