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Why did the Blonde jump off the roof? She thought Maxi pads had wings

What smells like worm and that is quiet? A bird fart

Once there was this Blonde that called her boyfriend alway in New york

and yell to the boyfriend you have to come to California and help me

with this puzzle Please. The boyfriend says nah oh please the blonde

says. Ok he said Meanwhile he flies down to Cailfornia where she is and

a day later he's there and then he says to the blonde first thing you

need to do is get two bowls and two spoons Second thing put the cereal

in the bowl and eat it

One this old man is walking though a park and suddenly he sees a little

boy crying on a bench and the old man asks to the boy why are you

crying and the boy asked I'm sitting on a bee then the man said get up

then the no the man asked why can't you get up for the boy said I'm

hurting the bee more.

One day this man sees this blonde sitting on a bench with a head set on

listening to something the man says hello and the blonde just sits

there so again the man says hi and again the blonde does hear so

finally the man take hear head phones off to say hello but then the

blone drops dead why do you think that...

the man worried and shocked to see someone drop dead so then he puts on

the headphone to see what she was listening to all of a sudden he hear

a womens voice say breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out

This three guys wer in a bar and ask the bar tender for a soda so they

got a soda one guy open his soda and out popped a genie then the genie

said you could only make wishes off the roof and they all got one wish

each so they all got on the roof and the first guy had two think what

his wish was... so he jumped off the roof and yelled I WISH I WAS A

BIRD! so he was a bird the second guy said ha thats a good idea so he

did the samething he jumped and yelled I WISH I WAS A BIRD so he was a

bird and flew away like the other guy. So finally the third guy knew

what he wanted so he jumped off and in mid air he forgot so he said oh

crap!!

Ok this three guys were in a bar they all ask the bar tender for a beer

the bar tender gives them one so one of the guys opens the bottle and

out comes a genie and the genie says you all have one wish each so the

first guy says I want to be ten times as smarter than the whole world

then so you hear a big POOF so he got his wish. So then the second guy

asks I want to be 100 times smarter ok so POOF he got his wish so then

the third guy said I want to be a millon times smarter so POOF POOF

POOF then the first thing the guys sees are these heels on the floor He

had been change into a woman