1/1/01

Dear Bobo,

As the New Year starts, I’m sure the first thing on all of our minds is frabershabber dingdongday. This is exactly why I’m writing. It appears that Lacthinoca smishbingding has gone ahead and rarazed before schedule. This means, as I’m sure you know, that the plotz on the hoodoohabungalow will kravetch blaboopich. This is going to present major Shnorkelbords to our bloppo droppo, and we may frammin on trabichty-witchy blargs. Kroogelsnoogle could be our thartichibarg hoothoot. In any event, smoot will be raritched within about dootaladoot.

Now this may seem to be pretty frazzy foos to give so soon after the holidays. But as my dear old Aunt Mimi used to say: "Garggen fargen. Frippin on the jimjam. BUWHAHAHAHA!" I’m sure this bit of wisdom will inspire us all to greater bloopgargs over the coming year.

Just some parting thoughts: it might be a good idea to siggle the mumphs. Can you discuss that with Dodo ASAP? Also, never forget that Golartar HAHAHA the krumptz. Have a very gofar slumbumt bloobishtar.

Frastinookly,

Jojo.