The Shoes

By Knightmare Elite

There was a guy named Larry who loved wearing women's shoes.  He was unmarried and alone.  His few friends constantly made fun of him.  One night while trying to buy a prostitute; Larry noticed her shoes.  He told here they were beautiful.  She told him thanks and began to kiss him.  He broke the kiss and asked what size they were.  "Size 9," she said while continuing their kiss.  Larry broke the kiss and offered to buy the shoes.  He offered here $100.00 for the shoes.  She called him a freak and took the money.

  Larry was proud of his purchase.  Back at home he went to his closet and picked an outfit.  He felt like celebrating at a club; so he put on his favorite dress shirt and khakis.  He knew there was something special about those shoes.  The moment he walked in the women flew to his side.  One woman complimented Larry on his fine shoes.  He told here he only wears the best.  He went to the back of the club and saw a woman.  She was like no other he'd seen. 

He introduced himself and they both attracted.  They had been dating for 3 months when Larry realized his shoes were missing.  His perfect life suddenly began to fall apart.  He heard his dog was ran over by a school buss, then a sports car and finally a steam roller.  He desperately looked for the purple high heels; but they were no where to be found.  Then the final act came 1 week later.  His girlfriend invited him on The Jerry Springer Show.  She told him that she was really a man and was cheating on him with his sister.  Larry felt like crawling in a hold and dying.  When he looked on Jerry's feet he saw his shoes; he jumped on Jerry like a rabid dog and pulled off the purple high heels.  He went home as the audience screamed Larry, Larry, Larry.  He was once again home and single but not alone as he looked up at his favorite shoes.