There was a guy named
Larry who loved wearing women's shoes.
He was unmarried and alone. His
few friends constantly made fun of him.
One night while trying to buy a prostitute; Larry noticed her
shoes. He told here they were
beautiful. She told him thanks and
began to kiss him. He broke the kiss
and asked what size they were. "Size
9," she said while continuing their kiss.
Larry broke the kiss and offered to buy the shoes. He offered here $100.00 for the shoes. She called him a freak and took the money.
was proud of his purchase. Back at home
he went to his closet and picked an outfit.
He felt like celebrating at a club; so he put on his favorite dress
shirt and khakis. He knew there was
something special about those shoes.
The moment he walked in the women flew to his side. One woman complimented Larry on his fine
shoes. He told here he only wears the
best. He went to the back of the club
and saw a woman. She was like no other
He introduced himself
and they both attracted. They had been
dating for 3 months when Larry realized his shoes were missing. His perfect life suddenly began to fall
apart. He heard his dog was ran over by
a school buss, then a sports car and finally a steam roller. He desperately looked for the purple high
heels; but they were no where to be found.
Then the final act came 1 week later.
His girlfriend invited him on The Jerry Springer Show. She told him that she was really a man and
was cheating on him with his sister.
Larry felt like crawling in a hold and dying. When he looked on Jerry's feet he saw his shoes; he jumped on
Jerry like a rabid dog and pulled off the purple high heels. He went home as the audience screamed Larry,
Larry, Larry. He was once again
home and single but not alone as he looked up at his favorite shoes.