Happiness is the best revenge

To all the girls who didn't want to know me
I'm in love with a wonderful boy.

To all the guys who were cruel to me
He loves me back.

To the girl who said I was fat,
No, you can't borrow my black thigh boots.

To the boy who thought I was stupid,
Want to see my graduation photo?

To the teacher who said I'd never get into art school
Here I am.

I have a big block of chocolate and a Moby CD
Take your best shot!