A Typical Day With Midnight and Raven

Posted by the utter selflessness of Raven (and because Midnight was too lazy to post it)

Okay, please pardon Midnight's (and my occasional) horrible spelling! I didn't feel like editing five pages of typos, so.....sorry! *dodges Midnight's dreaded glare*

Midnight: MUUUHAHAaaahaaaaaa

Midnight: *evil laughter fills the air*

Midnight: *dr. evil finger*

Raven: im mini me!

Midnight: haha

Raven: *shrinks four feet*

Midnight: mini me, u complete me

Raven: *mini me finger*

Raven: MWAHHAAHAAHAAA!!!!!

Midnight: haaahaa we should save this

Midnight: and put it somewhere

Midnight: "a day in the life of midnight"

Midnight: "a day in the life of midnightravens' friends"

Midnight: (scary)

Raven: and raven!

Midnight: "a typical day online"

Raven: hehe

Midnight: "with raven and midnight"

Raven: ill play u

Raven: u play me

Midnight: "a hyper day with raven"

Midnight: (ooo i could do that one!)

Raven: OKleedoke folks! here's the thing:

Raven: see, im raven acting as midnight

Raven: and she's being me!

Midnight: and i'm midnight acting as raven

Raven: so...lets see how this goes

Raven: i said that genius!

Midnight: (watch this *cackle*)

Midnight: OOO I'M HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER!!!!!!

Midnight: WEEEEEE VIRUSES VIRUSES VIRUSESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!1

Midnight: FUN FUNFUNFUNFUNFUFNFSUGARSUGARSUGAR

Raven: *rocks back and forth* go away.......leave me alone!!!

Midnight: COFFECOFFECOFFECOFFE

Raven: no science hw!!

Raven: woohoo!

Raven: lalalala

Raven: *starts to sing8

Raven: **

Midnight: SSSSSSSSAAAAAAKKKKKUUUUUURRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA

Midnight: S & S!!!!!!

Raven: *a glass shatters*

Midnight: TOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Raven: SAAAAAAAILLLLOOOOOOORRRRRRR MOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

Midnight: THE CANANDIANS R COMING!!!!!

Midnight: THE CANADIANS R COMING!!!!!

Raven: MMMMMAAAAAAAMMMORRRRUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

Midnight: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRENDONNNNNNNNN SHUUUUUTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Midnight: *pout*

Midnight: FEED ME!

Raven: (wut? when do i say feed me?)

Midnight: (haha i have no idea where i got that one)

Midnight: (i made that up..just go with it)

Raven: ALI IS A JACKASS!!!!

Midnight: YES HE IS!!

Raven: (hey wait, i say that too)

Midnight: LET'S ALL KILL HIM!!

Midnight: (i kno)

Raven: (ah u said it)

Midnight: (one step ahead of u buddy)

Raven: *shrinks into chair* ill never tell...ill never tell....

Midnight: *CACKLLLEEE*

Midnight: *CHOKE*

Raven: *rocks back and forth* do ur own science homework!!!!

Midnight: HENRY VIII AND HIS WIVES!!!!

Raven: goldrich! print out the pictures

Midnight: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALLIIII DONT' TOUCHHH THAAAATTT!!

Midnight: DAMMIT!!

Midnight: FINE!

Midnight: I'LL DO THE PROJECT MYSELF!!

Midnight: hmm shoudl i tell ms. del?

Raven: DONT CALL ME RAM!

Midnight: (huh?)

Raven: (hey whoops im acting like me! *sweatdrops*)

Midnight: (but...u say that!)

Midnight: DON'T CALL ME RAM!

Midnight: (ahhhhhhhaaaahahahahahahaaaaa)

Midnight: (good one)

Raven: (just giving u ideas)

Midnight: (wow remind me to save this)

Midnight: (LOOOOOL)

Midnight: (wow that sounded jappy)

Midnight: (and annoying)

Raven: *giggle* *turns green* NOOOOO!!! MISS DEL! HOW COULD U BE A CHEERLEADER??????

Midnight: tell ms. del?

Raven: *mutters* i HATE mrs. macfarlane! i HATE mrs. macfarlane

Midnight: don't tell ms. del

Midnight: tell ms. del?

Midnight: dont' tel ms. del..

Midnight: ms. del?

Midnight: don't tell

Midnight: ms. del?

Midnight: don't tell

Midnight: (hey this rhymes)

Raven: (meaniebutt)

Raven: u are el stupido

Raven: (woohoo! i got that one!)

Midnight: (haahaaaa! good one!!)

Raven: *shudders* braces......SUCK!

Midnight: HAAAHAA!!!

Raven: (hey wait, i say that too!)

Midnight: U HAVE BRACES!!

Raven: HAAAHAAA!

Midnight: SUX FOR UUUUU

Midnight: gee, thanx...

Midnight: r u angry with me?

Raven: (*glare*)

Midnight: (HAH.)

Midnight: r u still sad?

Raven: EVERYONE LEAVE ME ALONE! NO VICTOR, LOOK UP THE ABBREVIATION FOR BERIUM YOURSELF!

Raven: (beat that!)

Midnight: (heeyyy u got a good memory)

Midnight: (hmph i thought we were working TOGETHER, poo)

Midnight: IT'S NOT EL STUUUPIDDOOOO!!!!

Midnight: GEEEEZ LEARN SPAANNNISHHH!!!!

Raven: (mwahaaa!!!! its onnnn thu!)

Midnight: (noooo!!)

Midnight: (can't we al just get along?)

Midnight: BRENDON! GODDAMMIT, SHUT UP!!!!!!

Raven: (i think u know the answer to that!)

Midnight: (poobutt)

Raven: LETS STALK WILL!

Raven: (segi told me)

Midnight: ROUND AND ROUND IN LITTLE CIRCLES

Midnight: (who's segi)

Raven: (when do i do that?)

Midnight: (BTW it's none yo beezwax)

Raven: (amanda)

Midnight: (never)

Raven: (hey, this is a joke)

Midnight: (ahhh yes)

Midnight: (i thought his name was john at the time

Midnight: (it was hilarious....)

Raven: (hmm....isnt there a war going on?)

Midnight: (this could get very violent if i started going for the sensitive spots)

Midnight: (so i won't)

Raven: (its okay)

Midnight: (i'm not THAT mean...unlike some ppl *cough*)

Raven: (we're posting this)

Raven: (grrrr)

Midnight: (ooo yeeeea...)

Midnight: (huh.)

Raven: HELP ME! I CAN'T FIND PICS OF THE NATIONAL GUARD!

Midnight: GOOOO TOO LYCOS STUUUPIT!!!!

Midnight: DID U GO YET?

Midnight: DID YOU GO YET?

Midnight: DID YOU GET YET?

Midnight: ms. del?

Midnight: dont' tel

Midnight: ms. del?

Raven: (*glares*)

Midnight: don't tel

Midnight: (hehehahahaaaaaaa)

Raven: *sings* *window shatters*

Midnight: *plays...(whatever raven plays, i forget)*

Midnight: *school crumbles*

Raven: (*stink eye*)

Raven: *dances crazily*

Midnight: (that's a new one)

Raven: grrrr! men r scum

Midnight: *trips over own feet then knocks graceul midnight over*

Midnight: *boingie boingie boinge*

Raven: (*snort* graceful??)

Raven: (i think not!)

Midnight: (psh)

Midnight: (save it bub, i help u with math!)

Raven: *rubs hands* must....have.....SWEET....REVENGE!!!!!!

Midnight: *rubs hands together* must...blackmail...MARCELO!!!

Raven: (btw, when exactly r we going to do that?)

Midnight: (good point...)

Midnight: (*rubs chin in thought*)

Midnight: (later)

Midnight: (now...THIS!)

Raven: (anyway i help u with.....*thinks hard* no comment)

Midnight: (HAH.)

Midnight: (imagine if u were in my SCIENCE class)

Raven: (me??? in honors???? no chance of that!)

Midnight: (hmm that gives me an idea)

Raven: hey, wuts the name of that crazy book again?

Midnight: I'M SO STUPID!!

Raven: o yeah! catch-22!

Midnight: STUPID, UGLY, STUPID, UGLY!!!

Midnight: *cackle* THAT'S JUST LIKE CATCH-22!!

Raven: (tehe)

Midnight: NO, SIR, YES, SIR, NO, WHAT? HUH?

Midnight: *gets confused*

Raven: (u know, i never did finish that)

Midnight: I'M SO STUPID!!!

Raven: (uh uh! *confuzzled*)

Midnight: (hmm it's understandable)

Midnight: cheeeeeeeeeerleeeeeaddderrrrs!!

Midnight: pepppp rallllyyyy

Midnight: noooooooooooooooo

Raven: (*glare*)

Midnight: (ha)

Midnight: STACY AND ALEEEEXXX

Midnight: KILLLL STACYYYY

Raven: (wuuut???? i dont say that)

Raven: (well, i say the second part...tehe stace...j/k j/k)

Midnight: (maybe that's cindy)

Raven: (not stacy and alex)

Midnight: (hmm...whoops *shrugs*)

Midnight: (yea cindy says that sorry)

Raven: (haha! ur confuuuuuzzled)

Midnight: (uh oh...stacy is going to read this)

Midnight: (maybe she won't! *hopeful*)

Raven: (tehe...o well)

Raven: (remember, we know her penname)

Midnight: (o yeea *glint in eye*)

Raven: BLACKMAIIIIILLLL!!!!!

Raven: ryan, stop with the larry potter already!

Midnight: (hey, that's not me, that's u!)

Raven: no

Midnight: (hey good one)

Raven: *(no)

Midnight: BRENDON!!!! FOR THE LAST FREAKING TIME!!!

Raven: (heh)

Midnight: SHUT UPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Midnight: EZRA!

Midnight: GOD!

Midnight: SHUT UP!

Midnight: ALI!

Midnight: STOP!

Midnight: UR MEAN!

Midnight: ....

Midnight: r u angry with me?

Raven: (*pout* i get the picture)

Raven: IM HEARING VOICES IN MY HEAD!

Raven: VICTOR!

Raven: SAM!

Raven: LARRY!

Raven: DRIDGE!

Raven: LEE!

Midnight: (wait! no! don't write anything i will get in trouble for!!)

Raven: SARAH!

Raven: HEEEEELPPPPP MEEEEE

Raven: HEEEEELLPPPP MEEEEE

Midnight: (o geez ramya...here u go)

Raven: (remember we can edit this)

Midnight: oo yeeeeea

Midnight: (but it would be funnier unedited, no?)

Raven: IM MISSING SEVENTH HEAVEN! WUT THE HELL DO U WANT???

Raven: (hehe yeah)

Midnight: (HEY!!! i don't like seventh heaven that much!! it's boy meets world!!!!)

Midnight: (geez, get it right)

Midnight: i only ACT slow!!!!!!

Midnight: SHEESH!!

So??? huh? huh? huh???? did you like it??

*crickets chirp*

*Raven glares and stomps off stage*