A fatal error
Try to restart computer
A crow screams its pain.

Cannot open page.
Netscape has encountered block.
Hit head on wall now.

MS Word will close
Your unsaved essay is lost.
Writhe in agony.

Internal error
The Sims will now restart
Here's to tech support.

Out of resources.
The system cannot function.
Turn back from the light.

Printer is not found.
Will you select a new one?
Capitalist pig.

Interface error
Incompatible message.
Do *you* understand?