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Once upon a time there was a spatula named Olga... it lived in an old Libra Flur tampon box with its next of kin Orson.

There was much debate over Orson and Olga's relationship, but in all truth there was a lot of incest going on. Orson and Olga first discovered their feelings for each other while flipping eggs and beef jerky.

From that moment on things have never been the same.

One fine day Olga accidentally gave birth (so it turns out she wasn't Pat) to a spatula with two heads...

Stay tuned next week for the next exciting instalment!!