The Preppy Chronicles~ the fictional, yet somewhat truthful side of Candy, Xander, and my lifestyles.

Issue 13~

Disguise. A key tool in APOO. Candy, Xander, and I have come across a plan that has only a couple of flaws (which we haven’t found yet). Candy (as a disguise) has drawn a mustache on her face, Xander put on a hat, and I (with the best disguise yet) drew a freckle on my forehead. We turned on the T.V. and saw the deer.

The deer was leaning back in a chair, a phone attached to its ear. The ski mask was lying on the floor.

“ I just don’t know, Doey. These kids are hard to watch. This is a difficult job, and stressful too! If I can’t get the right information, Kelly will kill me! Now, Doey, don’t get jealous because Kelly is more important than you are…hello? Doey? Are you still there?â€