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A/N: I wrote this in under 10 seconds. Its 100% madness like my other fics.

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There once was a man from France,

One day he lost his pants.

He searched all day,

And to his dismay.

They were down by the bay,

Doing a dance.

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A/N: (again!) Well I warned ya. Tell me what you think, please. J ~PeaceSign

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