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DISCLAIMER:

I DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS.

THEY OWN THEMSELVES.

BECAUSE THEY AREN'T CHARACTERS, THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE.

AND I KNOW EVERYONE OF THEM.

AND THEY BACK ME UP ON EVERYTHING THAT I SAY IN THIS PIECE OF WRITING.

THIS STORY IS NOT FICTIONAL IN ANY WAY OR FORM.

EVERYTHING IS TRUE.

THE CHARACTERS NAMES HAVE NOT BEEN CHANGED.

BECAUSE IT WOULD BE DEGRADING TO THEM & MYSELF.

TO BE TOTALLY TRUE, THEY WOULD NEED THEIR OWN NAMES.

It was the most exciting moment in my life to date.

I was only one year away from High School, I felt like I was King of the world (well, maybe not King of the World, but I sure was the King of something).

I only lived a couple of blocks away from the school, so I left later than most of the other kids.

But as usual, I had stayed a little bit longer to see the rest of my morning cartoons (Most likely Dragon Ball Z... I can't really remember).

I had my uniform already put out the night before, so all I had to do was get up & get dressed.

My radio came on at about 5:00am that morning playing the song of the month (Most likely something from Britney Spears). I just couldn't contain my excitement. I needed to get up & walk around.

When your as excited as I was, you just can't sit still. I can remember myself with a smile on my face for the whole day.

I remember walkng out of my front door and start to run, nut then I remembered to savour the moment, and I slowed it down to a walk.

I lived on a pretty steep hill, so it was pretty impossible not to do a jog down there. I nearly tripped down the hill, but I luckily didn't.

I had to keep it cool... this was my first day to the rest of my life, I had to have fond memories of it.

I could even remember myself thinking about writing something like this.

Probably titled- "School Is Cool" or "Year 7, It's Heaven". But then I realised that besides being an outcast for the rest of my life for writing a book praising school.

Who the hell would want to publish a book written by some stuck up rich kid. So I forgot the whole idea.

And I even cursed at myself for thinking of something so stupid. What the hell was I thinking?

When I finally made it to the bottom of the hill I was amazed at what I saw.

Hundreds... actual hundreds of children walking into the schools main entrance.

I couldn't believe my eyes, there were so many students. All of them wearing uniform. It was one of the most weirdest things I have ever seen.

And has been branded into my brain.

Walking into the school, I already spotted some of my friends, which were fellow classmates.

The one that I came across first was Daniel, a midget in a tall persons body.

He was too tall. Actually, let me change that... WAY TOO TALL.

His height would make him move in a very strange way. When he would run, he would move from side to side.

And when he jumped, his arms and legs would just go everywhere. One time I even saw one of his arms hit him in the face.

He had blonde curly hair, and a normal voice for his age (13). But the one thing about him that I just didn't get, was...

He was very emotional. He would cry at almost everything. And being an only child, he would tell his mother everything.

And his mother was from Poland or something, and her name was Willamena or something stupid like that.

And for short everyone called her Willie, which is what most kids would call a penis, and we would always pay him out about it (And yes, I now realise that it was immature).

That was probably my third year of friendship with Daniel & we had been through a lot together.

But that was nothing compared to what was up ahead.

I would also like to thank these bands for their songs that I have listened to over & over again while slaving away over my keyboard producing this.

Lit - Probably the two songs that I listened to from them were, "I'm In Over My Head" & "I'm Not Sick, But I'm Not Well"

Regurgitator - Definitely the song that I listened to from them would have to be "Black Bugs"

R.E.M. - Only one song from them sadly, "Man On The Moon". Very inspirational.

D.V.D.A. - There are a couple of songs from them, "Chewbacca", "Hell Isn't Good", "Now Your A Man", and "Everybody Is On Crack". These songs have just lifted my spirits.

Daniel Bedingfield - A newcomer that only just made the thanks list. His song "I'm Gonna Get Thru This" is just something that is essential for me to listen to.

And finally, something that I need to just get me shaken up,

The Avalanches - "Frontier Psychiatrist". The whole basis of this song is still unknown to me, but it is still inspirational none the less.

Just one more thing, this story isn't over. It is only just beginning. And it gets a whole lot more interesting.