Author's Notes: My two siblings and I were sitting at the table and we started rhyming sentences/phrases that appear in this poem--I had this noodle uncomfortably stuck in my mouth up my nasal passage (don't you HATE when that happens?! ugh lol) and they thought it was positively hysterical. I wrote it down and added to it in about five seconds after dinner. *laughs* Actually I regard it as completely ridiculous, but hey, why not post it anyway? The wonderful anonymity of the Internet. *sigh* LOL...thanks for taking the time to read my random ridiculosity. ~MJ ^_^