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One day I was sitting on my couch and a guy pops ou t of my T.V. and tells me that I was going to die because the Grim Reaper wanted my soul. I Shook my head and turned off the T.V. Thats when the Grim Reaper came and said, "Ok Lets go I dont got all day you know?" I Looked at him and said, "Yeah I know. But I aint coming with you. So get off of my property now before I go for sue." He threw his syth on the ground and yelled, "Listen just make my life easy and come on!" I threw a game at him and I said, "Play me for my soul!" SO before we knew it we where at Left Hand Red. He fell and I pointed at him and laughed because I had won Twister. "Best two out of three!" He wimpered. I started to laugh but I got bored after best 17 out of 20. I said to him,"Look you lost I get to keep my soul now, ok bye!" He kicked me and took my soul anyway. I went to the Gates of Heavon and stood next to St. Peter. "This is you'r lifes end" He said and I shook my head yes. He started to tell me everyone I have done wronge and when he came to running around in a store with underwear on my head shouting,"Im a looooser!" I yelled,"I was FRAMED!" He shook his head no and sent me to, you know. I was hot down there I can tell you that! Anyway, the boss of heck told me I had to spend the rest of my life shoveling coal. I said, "That sonds easy enough." Then he said, "IN A ROOSTER SUIT!" "NOOOOO!" I yelled putting on the chicken suit.

As I was shoveling coal I met a person named Jim. He was shoveling coal but he was a duck. He told me that I was going to be turned into a chicken. I frowned and threw the duck into the fire and ate him. "ROAST DUCK!" I yelled. Ok, so then as I was shoveling coal my body felt all weird. My legs turned into small little claws and I grew wings. I shrunk and my skin was white feathers. I grew a beek and then I turned into a full rooster! Oh well I thought, then I started eating little food left for the roosters on the ground. Then some guy threw me in the fire and yelled, "ROAST ROOSTER!"